Funny Sayings

2321. Cremation is My Last Hope for a Smoking Hot Body

See also Death.

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Funny Names

2322. Axel Schweiß

Somebody was once called this. Axel Schweiß is German for "armpit sweat." See also Body, German.

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Funny Places

2323. New New York, Mars

From the sci-fi novel "Do androids dream of electric sheep?" See also Sci-fi.

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Funny Videos

2324. Videos of Animals Peeing

All of them are funny. See also Bathroom.

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Funny Songs

2325. It's Hard to be Humble

One of the greatest bar songs of all time. About Mac Davis's problem, his perfection.

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Funny Quotes

2326. "OMG, my neighbour is stalking me! I saw her Google my name on her laptop through my telescope!"

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Funny Things

2327. Hand Turkeys

My sister drew one and tried to make it look like a real bird. We didn't realize until later that she forgot the beak. See also Schools.

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Funny Products

2328. Nose-Picking Pencil Sharpener Shop

Ouch.

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Funny Sayings

2329. If Every Pork Chop Was Perfect, We Wouldn't Have Hotdogs

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Funny Foods

2330. Walkers Brussels Sprouts Crisps

For when you need the least popular Christmas thing on the go. Sold around Christmas in the UK. Other varieties include Turkey And Stuffing and Pigs In Blankets. See also British, Christmas, Vegetables.

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