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Funny Quotes
2371. "When life closes a door, just open it again. It's a door, that's how they work."
- Captain Obvious
Funny Clothes
2372. Underwear Hat
Usually worn by little kids who don't want to go to bed.
Especially stylish with pony tails or pig tails sticking out of the leg holes.
Funny Clothes
2373. The Flimsy Crepe Paper Crowns Found in Christmas Crackers
You either wear them all Christmas Day then throw it out, or you immediately throw it out, or you insist on keeping it forever and ever to remember the wonderful holiday you had and then forget about it's existence until the next Christmas when you wonder where your previous one went. See also Christmas.
Funny Foods
2374. Mud Pie
Offered to adults by small children, and never actually eaten by them. Sometimes consumed by the chef. Usually prerequesitory to a bath or shower or backyard hose. See also Children.
Funny Names
2375. DBB
Letters of the phonetic "Dee-Bee-Bee," short for "The Baby" when crooned to an adorable infant. See also Cute.
Funny People
2376. The Babies in Memes Who Grow Up and Have Their Parents Constantly Point Out That They Were a Meme
And the young adults in memes who grow older and have their friends point out they were a meme all the time.
And the middle aged people in memes who grow older and have their children point out they were a meme all the time.
And the old people in memes who will never fully comprehend why they were in a meme to begin with, despite everyone telling them.
And the animals who'll never know they were in a meme, or photographically documented in any way. See also Internet.
Funny Tattoos
2377. Motherless Rebel
This is morbid and horrible, but works for those whose mothers said they could get a tattoo over their dead body. See also Parents.
Funny Toys
2378. Buttheads Shop
Another attempt at trying to market a doll to nine-year-old boys who more interested in Nerf guns and video games.