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Funny Animals
2421. Trumpanzee
Something between an ape and a troglodite. Makes weird hoots and grunts. Has a mop of puffy orange hair and a weird passion for building walls. See also Politics, Presidents.
Funny Quotes
2424. "I like sleep. You're alive but unconscious."
Thank you, Rita Rudner! See also Sleep.
Funny Things to Do
2425. Asking Siri to Beatbox
"Boots and cats and boots and cats and boots..." See also Computers, Internet.
Funny Advice
2426. "Be Careful" and "Drive Safely"
Good thing someone ALWAYS says these things as I'm leaving an event. I WAS planning on being reckless and irresponsible! Now it's just ruined.
Funny Advice
2427. No Matter What, if It Rhymes It's True, My Dude
This is good advice, and it's nice.
Funny Things
2429. Strange Priorities
One of my gal friends won't loan me her golf clubs (that are cast iron), but she'll give me her kid in a minute! Too bad the kid doesn't fit in the golf bag...
Funny Observations
2430. Taking Photos is the Only Way to Shoot Someone and Cut Their Head Off
Some random meme I found on the net. Y'all know who coined this one? See also Cameras.