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Funny Anti-Jokes
2422. My Three Favorite Things in Life Are the Oxford Comma, Irony, and Missed Opportunities
This one took me a sec when I first heard it, but think about it.
Funny Questions
2423. Why Do Elephants Paint Their Toenails Red?
So they can hide in cherry trees.
Have you ever seen an elephant in a cherry tree?
Exactly.
Funny Observations
2426. I Think Donald Trump Spends More Time Tweeting than Doing His Actual Job
See also Politics, Presidents.
Funny Names
2428. Axel Schweiß
Somebody was once called this. Axel Schweiß is German for "armpit sweat." See also Body, German.
Funny Places
2429. New New York, Mars
From the sci-fi novel "Do androids dream of electric sheep?" See also Sci-fi.