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Funny Sayings
2432. I make a lot of spelling mistakes in my writing. Please don't look here though. You will be disappointed if you look here. I spelled every fabulous, exiting, boundless, considerable, creative, gigantic, sizeable, strong, multitudinous word right.
How much time of your day did I just waste? 30 seconds? You're welcome.
Funny Anti-Jokes
2434. An Owl and a Squirrel Are Sitting in a Tree, Watching a Farmer Go Around
The owl looks over to the squirrel and says nothing. The owl then eats the squirrel because it is a bird of prey. See also Birds, Rodents.
Funny Questions
2437. When a bee is in your hand, what is in your eye?
Beauty. Because beauty is in the eye of the bee-holder. See also Bees, Puns.