Funny Clothes

2431. Boots Printed with Fine Art

I should have bought that pair of Vincent Van Gogh-Gogh boots! See also Art, Shoes.

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Funny Insults

2432. Go Sit on a Traffic Cone

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Funny Nicknames

2433. Dick

I understand Bob from Robert, but how did they get Dick from Richard? Did I miss something when these names were changed? Does anyone answer to Dick?

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Funny Questions

2434. Since There's an Untimely Death, What Constitutes a Timely Death?

Well, he died on Wednesday, we buried him on Friday, and still had the weekend free! That's timing! See also Death, Weekends.

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Funny Places

2435. La Rue Street

Most towns have one... La Rue is French for "the street" so it's the street street. See also French.

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Funny Places

2436. Arkadelphia, Texarkana, and Texoma

Thanks Arkansas, Texas, and Oklahoma.

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Funny Questions

2437. What is Plaid and Has a Snout?

A detective dog! See also Dogs.

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Funny Sayings

2438. If You Ain't from Texas, You Ain't Sh*t

I was feeling bad about not being shit, but then I don't think I would have felt any better if I was shit. No winning here... See also Profanity, Texas.

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Funny Names

2439. Shanda Lear

Daughter of Learjet founder, William Powell Lear. Always seemed cruel to me...

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Funny Observations

2440. The Japanesse Flag Could Just be a Pie Chart of How Much of Japan is Japan

See also Flags.

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