Funny Advice

2431. Only Date Orphans

This is the only way NOT to have any of their family members bother you later.

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Funny Observations

2432. The Back of the Back...

is the front.

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Funny Questions

2433. Where's My Money?

I don't drink, smoke, do drugs, gamble, have kids or have ill health. I should have a lot of money laying around somewhere that I haven't used!

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Funny People

2434. Rad Dudes With Bad 'Tudes

Wow. I would like to know what they can do with "Dudette".

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Funny Observations

2435. Moses Was the First Person to Download Data from the Cloud

See also Religion, Technology.

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Funny Observations

2436. We Laugh when Our Friends Fall but Panic when Our Phones Do

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Funny Euphemisms

2437. Water Chickens

Also known as ducks. See also Birds.

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Funny Quotes

2438. “Love is the horse. Magic is the donkey. Suffering is the mule.”

A classmate in my Humanities class during a discussion of Shakespeare's A Midsummer Night's Dream. See also Schools, Shakespeare.

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Funny Euphemisms

2439. Cow Raisins

Also known as beef jerky. See also Meat.

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Funny Quotes

2440. "Time wounds all heels."

Who else but Groucho Marx?

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