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2431. This Marks the 69th Observation

Nice. See also Sophomoric.

Added by a Guest on September 16, 2019| 14 Comments | 45 people like this You Like This | Unlike

2432. Old Dad Road

Yeah, I'm gonna take my horse to the Old Dad Road...
Why is there no one here? See also Made Up.

Added by DadWentHome on September 15, 2019| 3 Comments | 44 people like this You Like This | Unlike

2433. What Has Four Letters, Sometimes Has Nine Letters, but Never Has Five.

True fact.

Added by MrRicky on September 10, 2019| 38 Comments | 122 people like this You Like This | Unlike

2434. Party Hardy

To party excessively. See also 80's.

Added by Mickey on September 10, 2019| Comment | 17 people like this You Like This | Unlike

2435. Coolth

The opposite of warmth. See also Made Up.

Added by WingedKnitter12 on September 10, 2019| Comment | 38 people like this You Like This | Unlike

2436. Xertz

To drink or eat quickly or greedily. I'm surprised this isn't used more often.

Added by WingedKnitter12 on September 10, 2019| Comment | 26 people like this You Like This | Unlike

2437. Dress Your Kids for School After Their Night Time Bath; Then You Don't Have to Fight Them in the Morning

Then just add breakfast and go! See also Parents, Schools.

Added by MyDogCallsMeWoof on September 6, 2019| 2 Comments | 90 people like this You Like This | Unlike

2438. Chicken of the Cave

Other people prefer the shorter name, bats.

Added by PurplUnicorn on September 6, 2019| 3 Comments | 42 people like this You Like This | Unlike

It's the crescent of crust from each slice after you've eaten the good stuff. Some people dip it in garlic butter and eat it separate. First heard this in Austin TX when some guys were begging for pizza bones 'cause they were broke at the time. (I bought them a whole one...) See also Pizza.

Added by MsKnowItAll on September 4, 2019| 6 Comments | 31 people like this You Like This | Unlike

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2440. Director of Toilet Paper

"Can we get another role to the test chamber?" See also Scatalogical, Toilet.

Added by a Guest on September 4, 2019| 3 Comments | 34 people like this You Like This | Unlike

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