Funny Observations

2431. Humans Created the Atomic Bomb, but No Mouse Would Ever Build a Mouse Trap

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Funny Questions

2432. Are Dwayne Johnson and The Rock Related?

They look alike. See also Celebrities.

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Funny Anti-Jokes

2433. Two Fish Are in a Tank

One turns to the other and asks, “How do you drive this thing?” Then the fish die due to lack of water. See also Fish.

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Funny Anti-Jokes

2434. What Do You Call a Fly with No Wings?

Still a fly—the irony is unfortunate. See also Insects.

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Funny Sayings

2435. And the Lord said unto John, come forth and you shall receive eternal life. But John came fifth, and won a toaster.

See also Bible.

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Funny Movies

2436. Dr. Goldfoot & The Bikini Machine

And don't miss the sequel, Dr. Goldfoot & The Girl Bombs. I'm sure Vincent Price made enough money out of both these duds to make it worth his effort. Interesting for the fashions and what was considered funny at the time. I fear the Golden Age of Cinema will NEVER include movies like this. See also 60's.

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Funny Movies

2437. Elvira: Mistress of the Dark

Mistress of the Dark showing her best assets for 2 hours, and wise cracking the whole time. Best scene: She breaks open a locked gate with HER CHEST! What a gal!

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Funny Things

2438. Pants Pocket Answering Machine

"I'm sorry, I'm not in my pants right now so I'm probably having a really good time... but leave a message..." See also Made Up, Pants.

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Funny Euphemisms

2439. Fluffy Nom Nom Boi

Also known as a hamster. See also Rodents.

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Funny Questions

2440. If Poison Expires, is It Less Dangerous or More Dangerous?

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