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Funny Jobs
2431. Director of Toilet Paper
"Can we get another role to the test chamber?" See also Scatalogical, Toilet.
Funny Movies
2432. Hercules Foreign Films
He can bend iron, hurl boulders and defeat armies, but throw a net over him and he's helpless.
Funny Observations
2434. Worth and Price Mean the Same, Less and Less Mean the Same, but Worthless and Priceless Are Opposites
Funny Questions
2435. What Do You Get when You Put Nutella on Salmon?
Salmonella. See also Chocolate.
Funny Animals
2436. Trumpanzee
Something between an ape and a troglodite. Makes weird hoots and grunts. Has a mop of puffy orange hair and a weird passion for building walls. See also Politics, Presidents.
Funny Quotes
2439. "I like sleep. You're alive but unconscious."
Thank you, Rita Rudner! See also Sleep.
Funny Things to Do
2440. Asking Siri to Beatbox
"Boots and cats and boots and cats and boots..." See also Computers, Internet.