Funny Observations

2451. Perhaps a Bat is Called a Bat Because it's Half Bird, Half Rat

See also Birds, Rodents.

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Funny Names

2452. William Henry Gates III

Sounds like a king of the England? It's really the full name of Bill Gates. See also Technology.

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Funny Questions

2453. Want To Know How I Got To Iraq?

Iran. See also Countries.

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Funny Things to Do

2454. Taking a Can of Tuna to a Vet and Asking "Can You Fix Him?"

See also Fish, Pets, Pranks.

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Funny Anti-Jokes

2455. What Do You Call a Blonde with a Broken Leg?

An ambulance.

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Funny Instruments

2456. An Ugly Stick

Also known as a broomstick, tin, and a boot. Found mostly on Newfoundland. See also Canadian.

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Funny Questions

2457. What Do You Call a Man with No Money and Ten Pairs of Pants?

Married. See also Marriage.

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Funny Questions

2458. If Pro Means Good and Con Means Bad is Prostitution Good and the Constitution Bad?

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Funny Euphemisms

2459. Head Bed

Also known as pillow.

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Funny Names

2460. Clive Staples Lewis

No wonder he called himself C.S Lewis. See also Literature.

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