Funny Questions

2471. How Do You Feel?

With my hands. See also Dad Jokes.

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Funny Things to Do

2472. Amazon Prime and Relax

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Funny Anti-Jokes

2473. What Do You Call a Ordinary Person?

Nothing, they will be forgotten in 30 years.

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Funny Nicknames

2474. Angry Carrot

Also known as Mr. President. See also Presidents.

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Funny Advice

2475. Drinking Can Cause Memory Loss, or Even Worse, Memory Loss

See also Alcohol.

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Funny Instruments

2476. Goat and Sheep Intestines Full of Blood

Inspissate it with mucus, then play it. Basically the vibes.

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Funny Questions

2477. What is a foot long, is made mostly of leather, and sounds like a sneeze?

A Shoe. See also Shoes.

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Funny Foods

2478. Diet-flavoured Peanuts

A packet of salt.

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Funny Quotes

2479. "When life closes a door, just open it again. It's a door, that's how they work."

- Captain Obvious

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Funny Clothes

2480. Underwear Hat

Usually worn by little kids who don't want to go to bed.
Especially stylish with pony tails or pig tails sticking out of the leg holes.

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