Funny Observations

2511. Your Lips Touch When You Say "Separated", but Not When You Say "Together"

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Funny Euphemisms

2512. Fluffy Loaf

I'm pretty sure humans call this thing a cat. See also Cats.

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Funny Jobs

2513. Class Pet

All you have to do is eat, sleep, and die. See also Pets, Schools.

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Funny Diseases

2514. Dehydration

Water taste bad and soda doesn't hydrate you... ugh so hard. See also Water.

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Funny Euphemisms

2515. Ocean Sauce

Also known as water. See also Water.

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Funny Jobs

2516. Brain Surgeon

Don't worry, I'm an expert. I won't make any mitsakes.

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Funny Observations

2517. There is no "I" in Team

But there is "fun" in funeral.

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Funny Drinks

2518. The Chore

Vodka and dishwater mixed into a refreshing beverage. (Don't try this at home.) See also Alcohol.

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Funny Questions

2519. Did You Hear the Joke About the Broom?

It's sweeping the country. See also Dad Jokes.

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Funny Nicknames

2520. Opera O’mally

I sing a lot...

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