Funny Euphemisms

2511. Mouth Tentacle

Also known as a tongue.

Added by a Guest on July 23, 2019| 1 Comment | 40 people like this You Like This | Unlike

Funny Quotes

2512. "Well, well, well. If it isn't the consequences of my own actions."

A graduation quote from my yearbook.

Added by a Guest on July 22, 2019| 1 Comment | 97 people like this You Like This | Unlike

Funny Euphemisms

2513. Sea Catsnake

Otherwise known as an otter.

Added by a Guest on July 21, 2019| Comment | 20 people like this You Like This | Unlike

Funny Observations

2514. Your Lips Touch When You Say "Separated", but Not When You Say "Together"

Added by a Guest on July 21, 2019| 3 Comments | 67 people like this You Like This | Unlike

Funny Euphemisms

2515. Fluffy Loaf

I'm pretty sure humans call this thing a cat. See also Cats.

Added by annoying.potato23 on July 19, 2019| 2 Comments | 44 people like this You Like This | Unlike

Funny Jobs

2516. Class Pet

All you have to do is eat, sleep, and die. See also Pets, Schools.

Added by annoying.potato23 on July 19, 2019| 4 Comments | 50 people like this You Like This | Unlike

Funny Diseases

2517. Dehydration

Water taste bad and soda doesn't hydrate you... ugh so hard. See also Water.

Added by Miracle on July 18, 2019| 24 Comments | 131 people like this You Like This | Unlike

Funny Euphemisms

2518. Ocean Sauce

Also known as water. See also Water.

Added by a Guest on July 16, 2019| 1 Comment | 53 people like this You Like This | Unlike

Funny Jobs

2519. Brain Surgeon

Don't worry, I'm an expert. I won't make any mitsakes.

Added by occasionallyhuman on July 16, 2019| 8 Comments | 33 people like this You Like This | Unlike

Funny Observations

2520. There is no "I" in Team

But there is "fun" in funeral.

Added by a Guest on July 14, 2019| 11 Comments | 103 people like this You Like This | Unlike