Funny Euphemisms

2551. Listening Things

Also known as ears. See also Body.

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Funny Movies

2552. Stop! Or My Mom Will Shoot

This movie was released on February 21, 1992 and directed by Rodger Spottiswoode and starred Sylvester Stallone. See also 90's.

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Funny Animals

2553. Scaptia Beyonceae

Scaptia beyonceae is a species of horse fly found in the Atherton Tablelands in north-east Queensland, Australia. The fly is named after Beyoncé, of course.

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Funny Advice

2554. Kids, don't try this at home. (Try it at your friend's house.)

See also Parents.

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Funny Euphemisms

2555. Cruel Clippers Capable of Countless Catastrophes

Also know as those scissors that you're kinda scared to use because the last time you did, something went horribly wrong. (I have been a victim of many scissor-related disasters.)

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Funny Words

2556. Korkenzieher

In German, the device to remove a wine cork. See also German.

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Funny Places

2557. Crotch Cresent, Oxford

See also British.

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Funny Things to Do

2558. Uncrusting Uncrustables

For some reason I know a lot of people who do this. See also Snacks.

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Funny Sayings

2559. Life is like chess; I don't know how to play chess.

See also Games.

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Funny Observations

2560. Every Stairway is a Stairway To Heaven if You're Clumsy Enough

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