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Funny Euphemisms
2552. Going beyond Jupiter, Saturn, Uranus and Neptune.
Also known as passing gas. See also Flatulence, Science.
Funny Observations
2553. You never really wash your hands. You just stand there watching your hands wash each other.
Funny Words
2554. Smoot
5.58333 feet, i.e. the length of a guy named Smoot. More importantly, playable in Scrabble.
Funny Products
2557. Talking Toilet Paper Spindle Shop
Turns an ordinary trip to the bathroom into a laugh-filled surprise. See also Pranks.
Funny Questions
2558. What Do You Want Me to Do? Have a Basket for Each Egg?
Homer Simpson after being told not to put all his eggs in one basket. See also Simpsons.
Funny Words
2559. Extraordinary
Very unusual or remarkable. Unless you add a space and it's extra ordinary, meaning it's completely normal.