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Funny Quotes

2521. "Friends come and go, like the waves of the ocean, but the true ones stay, like an octopus on your face."

Funny Quotes

2522. "High school is easy. It's like riding a bike and the bike is on fire and the ground is on fire and everything's on fire because you're in Hell."

- Some senior that went to my high school
See also Schools.

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Funny Questions

2523. What Does “IDK” Mean?

No one knows. I’ve been asking everyone.

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Funny Sayings

2524. My Goal This Weekend is to Move Only Enough So People Know I'm Not Dead

Me every day. See also Weekends.

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Funny Things to Do

2525. Cleaning Your House Before the Maid Arrives

Kind of defeats the purpose of having a maid, no? See also Unnecessary.

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Funny Phrases

2526. Chess World Rattled as Someone Nearly Wins Game

Greatest headline ever on 538.com.

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Funny Places

2527. Gosh

The place people go when they don't believe in Heck.

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Funny Euphemisms

2528. Day Moon

Also known as the sun.

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Funny Questions

2529. Who is Looking at This Entry?

You and the creepy murderer behind you. See also Pranks.

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