Funny Quotes

2481. “I Mean It!”

Says my English teacher. She never does. See also Schools, Teachers.

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Funny Insults

2482. Trasero Tonto

Means, "Dumb Butt" in Spanish. See also Spanish.

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Funny Dances

2483. The Popular Girl

The dance popular girls do with their hands while they talk. Possibly why musica.ly was invented.

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Funny Words

2484. Oe

A wind off the Faroe Islands. Playable in Scrabble See also Games.

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Funny Animals

2485. Lizard Demons From Space

Some call them alligators, but I know better.

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Funny Anti-Jokes

2486. A Roman Walks into a Bar and Holds Up Two Fingers

He says, "I'll take five beers, please."

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Funny Clothes

2487. Ripped Jeans

Otherwise known as paying for something broken. See also Pants.

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Funny Dances

2488. The Invisibility

Run away.

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Funny Euphemisms

2489. Guy Flying Around in His Underwear

Also known as Superman. See also Comics.

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Funny Advice

2490. If You Attempt to Rob a Bank, You Will Have No Trouble with Rent or Bills for the Next Ten Years, Whether You Are Successful or Not.

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