Funny Foods

2571. Canned Cereal Shop

Because there will still be Saturday mornings in the apocalypse.

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Funny Insults

2572. Your Mom Did Your Dad

The dumbest insult I've ever heard. See also Parents.

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Funny Names

2573. Donald J. Trump: The 'J' is for Genius

See also Politics, Presidents.

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Funny Animals

2574. Irrelephant

Also known as an elephant that don't matter.

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Funny Names

2575. Reeky Racks

The name of my mom's first cat. See also Cats.

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Funny Sayings

2576. Happiness Equals Reality Minus Expectations

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Funny Tattoos

2577. Its Not Ezzy Being Weezy

Inscription on a tattoo of an inhaler.

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Funny Phrases

2578. Getting My Spells

See also Old-Timey.

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Funny Things to Do

2579. Stepping on a Rake with a Bare Foot

Double whammy.

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Funny Foods

2580. Blood Popsicles

Yes, this exists. I'm not sure when, but a zookeeper once decided it was so hot, they gave all the animals fruit popsicles, and the lion a blood popsicle.

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