Funny Things to Do

2571. Start Repeating What Everyone Says. Start Repeating What Everyone Says.

You'll get punched in the face. You'll get punched in the face.

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Funny Diseases

2572. Ablutomania

Constant and excessive cleansing of oneself. See also Bathroom, Hygiene.

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Funny Phobias

2573. Condylacousticophobia

The fear of the sound of cracking knuckles. See also Body.

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Funny Anti-Jokes

2574. What's the Difference Between a Millennial and a Baby Boomer?

Their age.

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Funny Euphemisms

2575. Screamy Dreamy

Also known as a nightmare. See also Sleep.

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Funny Anti-Jokes

2576. What Do You Call a Baby with a Tiger?

Bad parenting.

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Funny Things to Do

2577. Jump out of a Window, Land on a Car, and Drive to Las Vegas

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Funny Things to Do

2578. Farting into Your Hand, and then Holding It Up to Your Nose to See if It Was a Bad One

See also Flatulence.

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Funny Anti-Jokes

2579. What Did the Worm Say to the Snail?

Nothing, neither worms nor snails can talk.

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Funny Observations

2580. What Do a Butterfly Have to Do with Butter?

Wouldn't "Flutterby" be more appropriate? See also Insects.

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