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Funny Tattoos
2381. Clear My Browser History
A good thing to have tattooed someplace nobody would look unless they're dead, such as the inner thigh or behind the ear. See also Internet.
Funny Quotes
2382. "Here's all you have to know about men and women; woman are crazy, men are stupid. And the main reason woman are crazy is that men are stupid."
Funny Phobias
2385. Abcdefghijklmnoqrstuvwxyzphobia
The fear of a single, missing letter. See also Made Up.
Funny Quotes
2387. “The Average Dog is a Nicer Person than the Average Person.”
– Andy Rooney
See also Dogs.
Funny Instruments
2388. Carrot Recorder
There's a YouTube video on how to hollow out a carrot and drill holes in it so you can play it as a recorder. See also Vegetables.
Funny Songs
2389. The THX Theme
It has lyrics you can sing along to:
RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!
Funny Diseases
2390. Boanthropy
A rare condition in which one believes he or she is a cow. The most famous historic example is King Nebuchadnezzar, who, according to Bible "was driven from men and did eat grass as oxen." See also Cows.