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2381. An Owl and a Squirrel Are Sitting in a Tree, Watching a Farmer Go Around

The owl looks over to the squirrel and says nothing. The owl then eats the squirrel because it is a bird of prey. See also Birds, Rodents.

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Tortilla chips See also Snacks.

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There's one in every state. See also Cars.

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Beauty. Because beauty is in the eye of the bee-holder. See also Bees, Puns.

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Funniest number. Ask anyone.

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It doesn't even taste like corn. See also Vegetables.

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A story about a mole who tries to figure out who pooped on his head. See also Moles, Scatological.

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