Funny Diseases

2281. Boanthropy

A rare condition in which one believes he or she is a cow. The most famous historic example is King Nebuchadnezzar, who, according to Bible "was driven from men and did eat grass as oxen." See also Cows.

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Funny Euphemisms

2282. Adult Corn

Also known as the opposite of baby corn, or just corn.

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Funny Observations

2283. If You've Read the Dictionary, then Everything else You Read is a Remix

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Funny Sayings

2284. The Bell Doesn't Dismiss You, I Do

See also Schools, Teachers.

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Funny Euphemisms

2285. Flappy Boi

Also known as a seagull. See also Birds.

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Funny Advice

2286. Don't Take The Phone, Take The Charger

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Funny Advice

2287. Be Like a Duck

Paddling and working your ass off underwater, but showing a calm face on the surface. See also Birds.

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Funny Movies

2288. I Killed My Lesbian Wife and Hung Her from a Meat Hook and Now I Have a Three Picture Deal with Disney

Actual movie directed by Ben Affleck.

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Funny Observations

2289. Google Earth gives you the opportunity to go and see anywhere in the world. So what do you do? You go and look at your house.

See also Internet.

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Funny Euphemisms

2290. Splashy Boi

Better known as a wave.

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