Funny Things to Do

2311. Amazon Prime and Relax

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Funny Anti-Jokes

2312. What Do You Call a Ordinary Person?

Nothing, they will be forgotten in 30 years.

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Funny Nicknames

2313. Angry Carrot

Also known as Mr. President. See also Presidents.

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Funny Advice

2314. Drinking Can Cause Memory Loss, or Even Worse, Memory Loss

See also Alcohol.

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Funny Instruments

2315. Goat and Sheep Intestines Full of Blood

Inspissate it with mucus, then play it. Basically the vibes.

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Funny Questions

2316. What is a foot long, is made mostly of leather, and sounds like a sneeze?

A Shoe. See also Shoes.

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Funny Foods

2317. Diet-flavoured Peanuts

A packet of salt.

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Funny Quotes

2318. "When life closes a door, just open it again. It's a door, that's how they work."

- Captain Obvious

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Funny Clothes

2319. Underwear Hat

Usually worn by little kids who don't want to go to bed.
Especially stylish with pony tails or pig tails sticking out of the leg holes.

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Funny Clothes

2320. The Flimsy Crepe Paper Crowns Found in Christmas Crackers

You either wear them all Christmas Day then throw it out, or you immediately throw it out, or you insist on keeping it forever and ever to remember the wonderful holiday you had and then forget about it's existence until the next Christmas when you wonder where your previous one went. See also Christmas.

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