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Funny Sayings
2301. You Never Truly Understand Something Until You Can Explain It to Your Grandmother
See also Grandparents.
Funny Anti-Jokes
2302. What Do Vampires and Zombies Have in Common?
Neither one of them is real. See also Monsters.
Funny Insults
2307. You Bean, You Dwarf, You Acron
From A Midsummer Night's Dream, by Shakespeare. See also Shakespeare.
Funny Advice
2309. If You Ever Want to Know the Time but Don't Have a Watch, Use Your Phone as a Sun Dial
Always works.
Funny Questions
2310. Why Don't Snakes Like High Fives?
Because it reminds them that they don't have any arms. See also Reptiles, Snakes.