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Funny Questions
2301. When someone tells you not to listen to them, and you listen to them, are you listening to them or not?
Funny Things
2302. The Dump Trump Statue
Really, look it up. It's him sitting on a golden toilet with his pants down, tweeting. See also Politics, Presidents, Scatalogical.
Funny Jobs
2303. Golf Ball Diver
You go around and scuba dive in those ponds at golf courses, dodge alligators, and retrieve golf balls. See also Golf.
Funny Words
2304. Choir
According to some website, it’s the most hard-to-pronounce word in the English language. Closely followed by the word “squirrel.”
Funny Observations
2306. You Can't Stick out Your Tongue and Breathe Through Your Nose
(I bet you tried it and realized that you can, but now you look like a panting dog.) See also Pranks.
Funny Observations
2307. I can't believe people believe in giraffes but not unicorns.
Seriously, what's more believable? A horse with a horn or a leopard-moose-camel with a 50-foot neck?
Funny Observations
2309. Volleyball is Just Professional Hot Potato
Credit goes to my friends. See also Sports.
Funny Observations
2310. Technically Your Car Keys Have Travelled Further than Your Car
See also Cars.