Funny Foods

2301. Pizza Bones

It's the crescent of crust from each slice after you've eaten the good stuff. Some people dip it in garlic butter and eat it separate. First heard this in Austin TX when some guys were begging for pizza bones 'cause they were broke at the time. (I bought them a whole one...) See also Pizza.

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Funny Jobs

2302. Director of Toilet Paper

"Can we get another role to the test chamber?" See also Scatalogical, Toilet.

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Funny Movies

2303. Hercules Foreign Films

He can bend iron, hurl boulders and defeat armies, but throw a net over him and he's helpless.

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Funny Conveyances

2304. Tricycles for Adults

I own one. See also Bikes.

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Funny Observations

2305. Worth and Price Mean the Same, Less and Less Mean the Same, but Worthless and Priceless Are Opposites

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Funny Questions

2306. What Do You Get when You Put Nutella on Salmon?

Salmonella. See also Chocolate.

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Funny Animals

2307. Trumpanzee

Something between an ape and a troglodite. Makes weird hoots and grunts. Has a mop of puffy orange hair and a weird passion for building walls. See also Politics, Presidents.

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Funny Conveyances

2308. Cars with Eyelashes

Lets not assume genders yet... See also Cars.

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Funny Phrases

2309. Small Computer Book Club

One sentence, many meanings. See also Computers.

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Funny Quotes

2310. "I like sleep. You're alive but unconscious."

Thank you, Rita Rudner! See also Sleep.

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