Funny Insults

2301. May the Fleas of a Thousand Camels Infest Your Armpits

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Funny Words

2302. Smaragdine

Adjective meaning emerald green in color. See also Colors.

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Funny Questions

2303. When is a Door Not a Door?

When it's ajar.

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Funny Euphemisms

2304. Purple Tree Potato

Also known as a plum. See also Fruits.

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Funny Sayings

2305. Every Day is a Funeral when You're Dead Inside

See also Death.

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Funny Advice

2306. Unless there is someone there to catch you, the rules are only guidelines.

Steal the car. I believe in you.

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Funny Names

2307. Pilot Inspektor

Name of the child of Jason Lee. Jason Lee is a comic actor who starred in the television series ‘My Name Is Earl’.

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Funny Things to Do

2308. Reading the Terms and Conditions

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Funny Euphemisms

2309. Useless Dog

Also known as a cat. See also Cats, Dogs.

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Funny Questions

2310. How Do You Feel?

With my hands. See also Dad Jokes.

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