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Funny Advice
2304. Always remember, you can teach a man to fish, but you can't climb a ladder with a bell in each hand.
Funny Observations
2305. Water Isn't Wet
Technically, being wet means being covered or saturated with water or another liquid, so water isn't wet, it is the wetness. See also Science.
Funny Questions
2306. What Does Many Mean?
Thanks for telling me the meaning of many—it means a lot.
Funny Insults
2307. "She is spherical, like a globe. I could find out countries in her."
Shakespeare for the win! See also Shakespeare.
Funny Quotes
2308. "I'm not a pee wizard. I can't predict pee."
Me, when my girlfriend complained that she needed to go to the bathroom right after I called her. See also Bathroom, Magic.
Funny Sayings
2309. All Poopoo Times Are Peepee Times but Not All Peepee Times Are Poopoo Times
See also Bathroom, Scatalogical.
Funny Insults
2310. You Played Me Like a Fiddle
No, fiddles are actually hard to play. I played you like the cheap kazoo you are.