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Funny Insults
2302. You Bean, You Dwarf, You Acron
From A Midsummer Night's Dream, by Shakespeare. See also Shakespeare.
Funny Advice
2304. If You Ever Want to Know the Time but Don't Have a Watch, Use Your Phone as a Sun Dial
Always works.
Funny Questions
2305. Why Don't Snakes Like High Fives?
Because it reminds them that they don't have any arms. See also Reptiles, Snakes.
Funny Questions
2307. What's a Cow's Favorite Animal?
A moooose! Just kidding. It's a cow. See also Cows.
Funny Movies
2310. Star Wars Holiday Special
I don't think we'll ever hear Princess Leia singing again. See also Star Wars.