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Funny Questions
2273. What's the Difference Between a Hippo and a Zippo?
One's really heavy, the others a little lighter.
Funny Observations
2274. Why can a fly enter through a 2-inch cracked window, but can't leave through a wide open door?
Funny Questions
2275. Shall I Compare Thee to a Summer's Day?
Because thou hast no class. See also Schools.
Funny Sayings
2280. I know I seem okay on the outside, but deep down, in my shoe, my sock is sliding off my foot.
See also Shoes.