Funny Advice

2201. Listen to Really Crappy Music when Going Through Something Terrible in Your Life

If you listen to music you love, it will become a constant reminder of crappy times. Instead listen to music you do not understand (different language) or something you will never hear again and you will never be reminded of bad things.

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Funny Advice

2202. When Wearing Boots, Always Wear Different Color Socks

When your boots come off, it will be funny and you'll always have something to talk about. See also Shoes.

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Funny Things to Do

2203. Picking Up a Furry Stuffed Animal and Making Like It's Biting Your Neck

This really upsets small children but makes adults laugh!

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Funny Things to Do

2204. Backing Your Way Through a Drive Thru

That way the passenger has to order and pay! See also Fast Food, Pranks.

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Funny Things to Do

2205. While Having a Conversation, Start Swaying Slowly Back and Forth.

See how long it takes anyone to notice. This is incredibly effective when talking to drunks . . .

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Funny Anti-Jokes

2206. Did You Know That a Dog Can Jump Higher than a House?

It's due to the dog's powerful hind legs and the fact that houses can't jump. See also Dogs.

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Funny Clothes

2207. Boots Printed with Fine Art

I should have bought that pair of Vincent Van Gogh-Gogh boots! See also Art, Shoes.

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Funny Insults

2208. Go Sit on a Traffic Cone

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Funny Nicknames

2209. Dick

I understand Bob from Robert, but how did they get Dick from Richard? Did I miss something when these names were changed? Does anyone answer to Dick?

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Funny Questions

2210. Since There's an Untimely Death, What Constitutes a Timely Death?

Well, he died on Wednesday, we buried him on Friday, and still had the weekend free! That's timing! See also Death, Weekends.

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