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Funny Books
2162. The Gospel of the Flying Spaghetti Monster Shop
The bible of a real religion. See also Religion.
Funny Observations
2163. We Make Pizzas Round then Put Them in Square Boxes and Cut Them into Triangles
See also Pizza.
Funny Observations
2165. You Can't Move Your Top Teeth
And now I bet you're trying it. See also Teeth.
Funny Phrases
2166. Counter Canter
When a horse runs the wrong way. Seriously. Look it up. See also Horses.
Funny Quotes
2167. "In painting, you have unlimited power. You have the ability to move mountains. You can bend rivers. But when i get home the only thing i have power over is the garbage."
―Bob Ross See also Art, Celebrities.
Funny Things to Do
2168. Reading Aloud Bed Names at Ikea
And accidentally summoning a 4-headed Norse demon.