Funny Diseases

2161. Built Backwards

Your feet smell and your nose runs...

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Funny Instruments

2162. Shakers, Maracas, Beans in a Can, and Sand in a Tube

Gives the guitar player or drummer's girlfriend something to play when they are "in the band" that doesn't detract from the REAL music. Quieter than a tambourine, easier to play.

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Funny TV Shows

2163. My Mother The Car

NOTHING else was this dysfunctional! Man who NEVER left his mother, now takes care of her spirit in a Model-T car. Obviously this man will NEVER get a date. And mom will NEVER let him go... who thought this was a good idea? See also 60's.

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Funny Observations

2164. There are 3 types of people.

Those who can count and those who can’t.

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Funny Observations

2165. The only time incorrectly isn’t spelled incorrectly is when it’s spelled incorrectly.

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Funny Euphemisms

2166. Mouth Tentacle

Also known as a tongue.

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Funny Quotes

2167. "Well, well, well. If it isn't the consequences of my own actions."

A graduation quote from my yearbook.

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Funny Euphemisms

2168. Sea Catsnake

Otherwise known as an otter.

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Funny Observations

2169. Your Lips Touch When You Say "Separated", but Not When You Say "Together"

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Funny Euphemisms

2170. Fluffy Loaf

I'm pretty sure humans call this thing a cat. See also Cats.

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