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Funny Quotes

2161. "Tu manges un grande sandwich."

―My Brother
French for "You are eating a big sandwich."
See also French, Sandwiches.

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Funny Observations

2162. If you're searching for a new laptop online, you're basically forcing your computer to dig its own grave.

Funny Observations

2163. By putting your left foot in the wrong shoe, you're putting it in the right shoe.

Funny Questions

2164. What Do You Call a Retired Fly?

A flew. See also Insects.

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Funny TV Shows

2165. Mousercize

A morning aerobics show in the early days of Disney Channel, back when it was still a paid premium channel. See also Disney, Excersize.

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Funny Advice

2166. Don't Open the Window When in Submarine

Funny Insults

2167. You Seem Like the Kind of Person Who Searches Insults Online

Funny Names

2168. Perlamonia Craps

My relative's actual name... No joke. Even Google doesn't recognize this name.

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Funny Euphemisms

2169. The Only Thing Canada's Sorry For

Also known as Justin Bieber. See also Celebrities, Music.

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