Funny Advice

2161. When in Doubt, Just Quit Your Job and Become a Pottery Teacher

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Funny Anti-Jokes

2162. What Do You Call a Bakery That Pregnant Women Go To?

A bakery.

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Funny Questions

2163. What's the Opposite of a Firefly?

A waterfall.

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Funny Jobs

2164. Fire Distinguisher

Guy 1: "There's a fire here!"
Fire Distinguisher: "Yes, that's a fire."
Guy 2: "There's a fire over here too!"
Fire Distinguisher: "That's not a fire, that's a banana." See also Made Up.

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Funny Anti-Jokes

2165. What Do You Call Milk That is Infested with Bacteria?

Yogurt. See also Dairy.

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Funny Clothes

2166. Toilet Paper Mummy Costume

It could bring you bad luck on a rainy Halloween night. See also Bathroom.

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Funny Questions

2167. If Everyone Had a Rhyming Name Like "Bill Nye the Science Guy," What Would Yours Be?

Another example, "Jeffery Dahmer the People Nommer"

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Funny Nicknames

2168. Sparkleshits

See also Profanity.

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Funny Phobias

2169. Pteridophobia

Fear of ferns. See also Plants.

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Funny Phobias

2170. Lutraphobia

Fear of otters. See also Rodents.

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