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Funny Phrases

2161. Jibba-Jabba

A phrase Mr. T commonly used when calling BS, for example, "Stop all that jibba-jabba fool!" See also Celebrities.

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Funny Quotes

2162. "A skeleton walks into a bar and orders a beer and a mop."

This is apparently Al Pacino's favorite joke, as claimed by Johnny Depp on Letterman. See also Celebrities.

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Funny Observations

2163. Towels Get Wetter the More They Dry

Mind blown.

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Funny Insults

2164. You Are a So Big Loser That, if There Had Been a Losing Contest You'd Have Been on the Second Place.

You are such a big loser that if there was contest for biggest loser, you'd come in second place.

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Funny Phobias

2165. Christougenniatiko Dentrophobia

The fear of Christmas trees. See also Christmas, Trees.

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Funny Animals

2166. Pudú Deer

An odd and chubby mix of a deer and a fox.

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Funny Diseases

2167. Existence

A sexually-transmitted, terminal disease.

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Funny Anti-Jokes

2168. What Do You Call a Joke That Isn't Funny?

A sentence.

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Funny Euphemisms

2169. Armkle

Also known as a wrist. See also Body.

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