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2161. Taking Photos is the Only Way to Shoot Someone and Cut Their Head Off

Some random meme I found on the net. Y'all know who coined this one? See also Cameras.

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2162. Soggy Lampshade

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2163. Antepenultimate

Third from last.

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2164. You Can't Move Your Top Jaw

So instead of biting down we are biting up. See also Teeth.

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2165. Cast Iron Banks That Flip Coins Inside

Around the turn of the 19th century, an insidious way to get others to put coins in your bank. Flips 'em in faster than you can actually see, so it has to be done again and again. Also doubles as a weapon -- heavy blunt object in a kid's room. See also Old-Timey.

Added by MsKnowItAll on August 23, 2019| 4 Comments | 12 people like this You Like This | Unlike

Funny Advice

2166. Don't Be Sad, Because Sad Backwards Is Das, And Das Not Good.

Added by BleededEyesight on August 22, 2019| 17 Comments | 283 people like this You Like This | Unlike

Funny Questions

2167. Does Anyone Put Gloves in a Glove Box?

When it's cold, I'm wearing 'em, otherwise they are not around. Is it still a glove box then? See also Cars, Old-Timey.

Added by MsKnowItAll on August 21, 2019| 1 Comment | 35 people like this You Like This | Unlike

Funny Drinks

2168. The Bad Ass

Equal parts gin, vodka, whiskey, brandy, beer and red/white wine. Serve in a galvanized bucket, spray painted gold and silver, garnish with a whole rutabaga and a dirty tire tool for a stir stick. See also Alcohol.

Added by a Guest on August 20, 2019| 5 Comments | 12 people like this You Like This | Unlike

Funny Foods

2169. Fried Brain Sandwich

Yes, these exist.

Added by a Guest on August 20, 2019| 5 Comments | 14 people like this You Like This | Unlike

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