Funny Euphemisms

2161. Water Chickens

Also known as ducks. See also Birds.

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Funny Quotes

2162. “Love is the horse. Magic is the donkey. Suffering is the mule.”

A classmate in my Humanities class during a discussion of Shakespeare's A Midsummer Night's Dream. See also Schools, Shakespeare.

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Funny Euphemisms

2163. Cow Raisins

Also known as beef jerky. See also Meat.

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Funny Quotes

2164. "Time wounds all heels."

Who else but Groucho Marx?

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Funny Questions

2165. Why Aren't Shorts Half the Price of Pants?

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Funny Insults

2166. Go Take a Dump with Your Jacket On

See also Bathroom, Scatalogical.

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Funny People

2167. The Guy That Laughs when the Toilet Water Splashes His Butt

Also known as Donald Trump. See also Bathroom, Politics, Presidents.

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Funny Sayings

2168. I Hope Whoever Made Auto-correct Burns in Hello

See also Computers, Internet.

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Funny Insults

2169. You're as Useless as the 'ea' in 'Tea'

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Funny Things

2170. Lips

Used to close the mouth airtight shut, to hold food and drink inside, to keep out unwanted objects, and to spread germs by kissing. See also Body.

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