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Funny Observations
2161. There's No "D" in Refrigerator, Yet There is One in "Fridge"
See also Appliances.
Funny Instruments
2164. Cat Piano
A piano that prods cats when you press the keys, causing them to yowl. Kittens make up the high notes with older cats doing the low notes. Familiar to anybody who's read PB. Kerr's Children of the Lamp series. See also Cats.
Funny Observations
2165. In Greek "Arctic" Means Place with Bears, Whereas "Antarctic" Means Place Without Bears
Funnily enough, the Arctic has polar bears, while the Antarctic has no bears. See also Bears, Greek.
Funny Things to Do
2166. Biting Your Thumb at People
Yet another famous Shakespearian insult. You do a thumbs-up and then put the top of your thumb into your mouth. Bite down. Sick burn. See also Shakespeare.
Funny Things
2167. Triangles
Funny Anti-Jokes
2170. Think of a Number Between 0 and 20.
Add 32.
Multiply it by 2.
Subtract 1.
Close your eyes.
Dark, isn't it?
See also Math, Pranks.