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Funny Words
2163. Xertz
To drink or eat quickly or greedily. I'm surprised this isn't used more often.
Funny Advice
2164. Dress Your Kids for School After Their Night Time Bath; Then You Don't Have to Fight Them in the Morning
Funny Foods
2166. Pizza Bones
It's the crescent of crust from each slice after you've eaten the good stuff. Some people dip it in garlic butter and eat it separate. First heard this in Austin TX when some guys were begging for pizza bones 'cause they were broke at the time. (I bought them a whole one...) See also Pizza.
Funny Jobs
2167. Director of Toilet Paper
"Can we get another role to the test chamber?" See also Scatalogical, Toilet.
Funny Movies
2168. Hercules Foreign Films
He can bend iron, hurl boulders and defeat armies, but throw a net over him and he's helpless.