Funny Advice

2161. There's a little-known, but foolproof defense against sharks. Sharks will only attack you if you're wet.

See also Dangerous, Sharks.

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Funny Euphemisms

2162. Boneless Couch

Also known as a beanbag. See also Furniture.

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Funny Sayings

2163. The early bird can have the worm, because worms are gross and mornings are stupid.

See also Birds.

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Funny Sayings

2164. Money Don't Grow on Cheese

It's true, it doesn't! See also Cheese, Money.

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Funny Names

2165. Sidney

Cookie Monster's real name.

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Funny Insults

2166. You Probably Wash Your Hands After Taking a Shower

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Funny Observations

2167. Erasers Sacrifice Their Lives to Fix Your Mistake

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Funny Questions

2168. What the Heck Does "IDK" Mean?

Nobody seems to know.

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Funny Words

2169. Juoksukalja

The Finnish word for pilfered beer. Directly translates to running-beer. See also Alcohol, Finnish.

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Funny Nicknames

2170. Aye-Aye-Ron

You know, Aaron.

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