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2131. If You Do the Same Thing for 8 Hours Everyday That’s Madness, but if You Get Paid then It’s a Job

2132. The Word "Bed" Looks Like a Bed

Tic Tacs are almost pure sugar, but get away with calling themselves sugar-free because US regulations state that anything less than a gram of sugar is sugar-free, and individual Tic Tacs weigh less than a gram. They’ve been hustling us since 1968. See also Candy.

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Funny Observations

2134. The Stomach Thinks All Potatoes Are Mashed

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Funny Questions

2135. Why Don't They Remove the Head at the Start of Scooby-doo?

If 100% of my cases were solved by removing the head, I would definitely start by doing that. So why wait? See also Cartoons.

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Funny Advice

2136. To be Sure of Hitting the Target, Shoot First, and Call Whatever You Hit the Target

You’ll always win.

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Funny Advice

2137. Life is short. Smile while you still have teeth.

No, seriously.

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Funny Observations

2138. Baker is Just Short for "Bread Maker"

? See also Bread.

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Funny Phobias

2139. Suspensaphobia

Fear of... See also Made Up.

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