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Funny Insults
2135. You Bean, You Dwarf, You Acron
From A Midsummer Night's Dream, by Shakespeare. See also Shakespeare.
Funny Advice
2137. If You Ever Want to Know the Time but Don't Have a Watch, Use Your Phone as a Sun Dial
Always works.
Funny Questions
2138. Why Don't Snakes Like High Fives?
Because it reminds them that they don't have any arms. See also Reptiles, Snakes.
Funny Questions
2140. What's a Cow's Favorite Animal?
A moooose! Just kidding. It's a cow. See also Cows.