Funny Things

2131. Dolphin-Pig-Monkey

Something that has dolphin's brain, a pig's skin, and a monkey's body. I think it's called a human.

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Funny Nicknames

2132. Tess Tickle

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Funny Phrases

2133. Magical Fingeys

When something's not working but that one person gets it to work. They have magical fingeys.

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Funny Anti-Jokes

2134. What Do You Call a Duck That Can't Swim?

A failure. See also Birds.

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Funny Anti-Jokes

2135. Why Didn't the Ghost Go to the Dance Party?

Because he was shy and didn't want to interfere with people's lives.

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Funny Sayings

2136. Ladies, if he can’t appreciate your fruit jokes, you need to let that mango.

See also Men, Women.

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Funny Insults

2137. Hey, did you go to funny school, you funny guy?

Something to say to someone when they say something really unfunny.

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Funny Anti-Jokes

2138. What Do You Call a Kangaroo in the North Pole?

Lost.

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Funny Sayings

2139. One Man’s Trash is Another Man’s Garbage.

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Funny Advice

2140. If You Pour the Milk Before the Cereal, You’ll Never be Forced to Eat Dry Cereal

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