Funny Phrases

2131. Counter Canter

When a horse runs the wrong way. Seriously. Look it up. See also Horses.

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Funny Quotes

2132. "In painting, you have unlimited power. You have the ability to move mountains. You can bend rivers. But when i get home the only thing i have power over is the garbage."

―Bob Ross See also Art, Celebrities.

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Funny Things to Do

2133. Reading Aloud Bed Names at Ikea

And accidentally summoning a 4-headed Norse demon.

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Funny Questions

2134. If two mind-readers read each other's minds, whose mind are they reading?

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Funny Foods

2135. Pule Cheese

Cheese made from donkey milk. Costs about $1,500 for 2 pounds.

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Funny Things to Do

2136. No Typin Th En of Ever Wor

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Funny Jobs

2137. Halloween Costume Model

Zooming in on their faces can be quite funny. See also Halloween.

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Funny Anti-Jokes

2138. What Do You Call a Pregnant Woman When Her Child is Born?

A mother. See also Parents.

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Funny Things to Do

2139. Humming Along with the Vacuum Cleaner

See also Cleaning.

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Funny Things to Do

2140. Getting Your Friend to Say Red

You: Hey, I bet I can make you say "red"
Friend: Sure, I bet you can't!
You: What colour is the sky?
Friend: Blue?
You: I told you I could make you say blue!
Friend: No, you said red.
You: Gotcha! See also Pranks.

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