Funny Foods

2131. Sour Patch Kids Cereal Shop

Discontinued, for obvious reasons. See also Breakfast, Candy.

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Funny Insults

2132. Go Drink a Can of Sharts

See also Flatulence, Scatological.

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Funny Advice

2133. If you don't know what time it is, ask the nearest person; they'll probably have it on their phone.

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Funny Observations

2134. There is No Sunrise or Sunset

The Earth spins, the sun does not move. Thousands of years of observation from this planet cannot change these words.

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Funny Things

2135. Armstrong Steering

Standard on every car before power steering. If you drove a lot, your arms got a whole lot stronger. See also Cars.

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Funny Things

2136. Left-Arm Tan

In the days before every car had air conditioning, guys would drive with their left arm out the window, thus a great tan but only on one arm. See also Cars.

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Funny Songs

2137. You've Lost That Lovin' Feelin'

Opening line: "You never close your eyes, anymore, when I kiss your lips."
And the guy knows this how? 'Cause he ain't closing his eyes either! Awkward. Really awkward. See also 60's.

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Funny Things to Do

2138. Keep Jumping and Try to Stay off the Ground

Yay! I'm flying! Am I? See also Children.

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Funny Toys

2139. Cow Noise Maker Shop

Moooooo. See also Farming.

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Funny Clothes

2140. Vest Able to Hold Multiple Dynamite Sticks

Where does a terrorist/bank robber get one of those? Does their mother make this? Girlfriend? Does he bring a stick for them to size it right? I have never seen one on a rack or a pattern in Simplicity. Surely if these men could make a vest themselves, this would mean they already have a skilled job.

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