Funny Euphemisms

2131. Finger Knee

Also know as a knuckle. See also Body.

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Funny Nicknames

2132. Dolores Hugankiss

That one older relative who always squeezes your cheeks. See also Family.

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Funny Insults

2133. Slithy, Galumphing Bandersnatch

All words invented by Alice in Wonderland author Lewis Carroll. See also Literature, Victorian.

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Funny Names

2134. Major Archibald Butt

Also known as Major Butt, his full name was Archibald Willingham DeGraffenreid Clarendon Butt. He was an American Army officer who perished on the Titanic. See also Sophomoric.

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Funny Observations

2135. You Will be the Last Person to Die in Your Lifetime

? See also Death.

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Funny Observations

2136. The Nursery Rhyme 'Humpty Dumpty' Never Says Humpty is an Egg

See also Dairy, Eggs.

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Funny Insults

2137. Go Commit Lego Step

See also Legos.

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Funny Nicknames

2138. The Flying Tomato

Olympic snowboarder Shaun White's nickname. See also Olympics, Sports.

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Funny Places

2139. This Street, That Street, and The Other Street

Adjacent street names in Porters Lake, Nova Scotia. See also Canadian.

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Funny Advice

2140. If you're late, just say, "Sorry I'm late, I was at home sitting down."

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