Funny Anti-Jokes

2081. Why Do Elephants Wear Blue Tennis Shoes?

The white ones get dirty too fast. See also Shoes.

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Funny Observations

2082. "Don't You Dare" Sounds Fine, but "Do Not You Dare" Sounds Wrong

See also Grammar.

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Funny Questions

2083. What's a Foot Long and Slippery?

A slipper. See also Shoes.

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Funny Phrases

2084. Geez Louise

Who is Louise? She didn't do anything.

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Funny Things to Do

2085. Searching for Scotland's National Animal

I was surprised when I saw it. See also Internet.

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Funny Observations

2086. This is a Waste of Space

By putting this here, I'm making you scroll further to find something that's actually funny.

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Funny Names

2087. Aron

Aaron but only one "a".

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Funny Advice

2088. Are You Nervous? Don't be Nervous.

Thanks, Dad, that clears up everything.

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Funny Clothes

2089. Women's T-shirts with One Breast Pocket

Oh, come on! No woman can use that! Even two breast pockets is awkward. Guys look at a chest already. Pockets just look like pasties.

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Funny Foods

2090. Sushi Burritos

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