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Funny Things to Do
2081. Keep Jumping and Try to Stay off the Ground
Yay! I'm flying! Am I? See also Children.
Funny Clothes
2083. Vest Able to Hold Multiple Dynamite Sticks
Where does a terrorist/bank robber get one of those? Does their mother make this? Girlfriend? Does he bring a stick for them to size it right? I have never seen one on a rack or a pattern in Simplicity. Surely if these men could make a vest themselves, this would mean they already have a skilled job.
Funny Clothes
2084. Safari Outfit with "Dry Clean Only" Tag
Really? Outdoor wear? So on the Serengeti I have to find a dry cleaners? Maybe if it's a drive thru...
Funny Clothes
2085. Camouflage Clothes with an Orange Work Vest
As seen on many roadside workers, thus defeating the purpose of both pieces of clothing.
Funny Questions
2086. How Come Flammable and Inflammable Mean the Same Thing?
So what word tells someone that something ISN'T easy to catch fire?
Funny Sayings
2087. Great Minds Run in the Same Gutter
(And a dirty mind is a wealth of pleasure...)
Funny Advice
2088. Listen to Really Crappy Music when Going Through Something Terrible in Your Life
If you listen to music you love, it will become a constant reminder of crappy times. Instead listen to music you do not understand (different language) or something you will never hear again and you will never be reminded of bad things.
Funny Advice
2089. When Wearing Boots, Always Wear Different Color Socks
When your boots come off, it will be funny and you'll always have something to talk about. See also Shoes.
Funny Things to Do
2090. Picking Up a Furry Stuffed Animal and Making Like It's Biting Your Neck
This really upsets small children but makes adults laugh!