Funny Things

2041. Lips

Used to close the mouth airtight shut, to hold food and drink inside, to keep out unwanted objects, and to spread germs by kissing. See also Body.

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Funny Advice

2042. When in Doubt, Just Quit Your Job and Become a Pottery Teacher

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Funny Anti-Jokes

2043. What Do You Call a Bakery That Pregnant Women Go To?

A bakery.

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Funny Questions

2044. What's the Opposite of a Firefly?

A waterfall.

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Funny Jobs

2045. Fire Distinguisher

Guy 1: "There's a fire here!"
Fire Distinguisher: "Yes, that's a fire."
Guy 2: "There's a fire over here too!"
Fire Distinguisher: "That's not a fire, that's a banana." See also Made Up.

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Funny Anti-Jokes

2046. What Do You Call Milk That is Infested with Bacteria?

Yogurt. See also Dairy.

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Funny Clothes

2047. Toilet Paper Mummy Costume

It could bring you bad luck on a rainy Halloween night. See also Bathroom.

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Funny Questions

2048. If Everyone Had a Rhyming Name Like "Bill Nye the Science Guy," What Would Yours Be?

Another example, "Jeffery Dahmer the People Nommer"

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Funny Nicknames

2049. Sparkleshits

See also Profanity.

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Funny Phobias

2050. Pteridophobia

Fear of ferns. See also Plants.

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