Funny Sayings

2061. I Find That Home is Where the Carpet Smells Normal

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Funny Words

2062. Irriguous

Another word for moist.

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Funny Words

2063. Bipennis

An axe with an edge or blade on each side of the handle. Seriously. See also Weapons.

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Funny Names

2064. Marshall Bruce Mathers III

Eminem's real name. See also Celebrities, Singers.

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Funny Observations

2065. If the Bell Doesn't Tell Us when to Leave, then It Also Shouldn't Tell Us when to Get There!

Boom. Case closed. Checkmate. Mike drop. Game over, Wasted. See also Schools.

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Funny Phobias

2066. Automatonophobia

Fear of human-like figures. Not humans, human-like figures. Like Slenderman!

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Funny Questions

2067. Does Anyone Else Feel Cheated When You Wake Up Before Your Alarm Goes Off?

I sure do.

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Funny Things to Do

2068. Eating a Cold Flamingo

See also Birds.

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Funny Insults

2069. Butt Breath

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Funny Words

2070. Superfluity

A group of nuns. Seriously. See also Religion.

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