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Funny Advice
2063. It Doesn't Matter Where You Get Your Appetite as Long as You Eat at Home
Along the lines of "look but don't touch."
Funny Animals
2064. Raspberry Crazy Ant
For some reason they like to go inside computers and other electronics. See also Computers.
Funny Insults
2067. If I Wanted to Hear from an A$$hole, I Would Have Farted
See also Flatulence, Profanity.
Funny Nicknames
2068. Beernuts
What we call my dog when she nuzzles your beer over. See also Alcohol, Dogs.
Funny Phrases
2069. Reaching For The Brass Ring
In the early days of amusement park carousels, kids riding a circling wooden horse up & down, were encouraged to lean WAAAAYYYY out to grab a brass ring hanging out of a wall dispenser. Redeemed for a ticket, the next ride was FREE. It was a prize if you took and won the risk. Dangerous but VERY popular. See also Old-Timey.
Funny Tattoos
2070. If You Can Read This There Better be an Engagement Ring in Your Pocket!
Roz, on the sitcom Night Court, mentioned this was her only tattoo, somewhere on her butt cheek. Still makes me giggle... See also 80's, Sitcom.