Funny Places

2071. Springfield Heights Institute of Technology

From an old episode of the Simpsons. See also Simpsons.

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Funny Sayings

2072. I have a horse. His name is Mayo. And sometimes Mayo neighs.

See also Horses.

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Funny Euphemisms

2073. Word Encyclopedia

Also knows as a dictionary.

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Funny Questions

2074. Who broke into my bar and stole our limbo stick?

Seriously, how low can you go?

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Funny Questions

2075. Why did the can crusher quit his job?

Because it was soda pressing. See also Soda.

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Funny Things to Do

2076. Carrying an Uno Reverse Card in Your Pocket

A surprise tool for every situation.

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Funny Advice

2077. If someone is being mean and says mean stuff to you say, “Uno reverse card” and then walk away.

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Funny Euphemisms

2078. Florida Murder Log

Also known as an alligator. See also Reptiles.

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Funny Insults

2079. I hope you trip and your face hits the edge of some paper, and therefore, being face-to-face with the sharp edges of paper, you become verily paper-cut.

Cos you know, papercuts ‘n stuff.

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Funny Quotes

2080. “I can’t fit the orange in the pencil sharpener, Mom.”

Something I once said while sleepwalking.

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