Funny Sayings

2071. If Every Pork Chop Was Perfect, We Wouldn't Have Hotdogs

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Funny Foods

2072. Walkers Brussels Sprouts Crisps

For when you need the least popular Christmas thing on the go. Sold around Christmas in the UK. Other varieties include Turkey And Stuffing and Pigs In Blankets. See also British, Christmas, Vegetables.

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Funny Names

2073. Crazy Horse Invincible and Spaceman Africa

Two drunken soccer fans changed their names overnight. Crazy Horse Invincible and Spaceman Africa then had a lot of trouble getting a passport. See also British.

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Funny Observations

2074. You’ve Only Ever Seen Yourself as a Reflection or in Photos

I saw this on a video by the YouTuber Kyutie!

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Funny Words

2075. Lozenge

A candy for treating a sore throat. Also known as a cough drop.

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Funny Advice

2076. If You Can't Wish for More Wishes, then Wish for More Genies

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Funny Words

2077. Spaghettification

A real astrophysics word for what happens when you go into a black hole. See also Science, Space.

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Funny Anti-Jokes

2078. What Did Darth Vader Say to Anakin?

Nothing. Darth Vader doesn't speak to himself. See also Star Wars.

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Funny Sayings

2079. You Never Truly Understand Something Until You Can Explain It to Your Grandmother

See also Grandparents.

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Funny Anti-Jokes

2080. What Do Vampires and Zombies Have in Common?

Neither one of them is real. See also Monsters.

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