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No, fiddles are actually hard to play. I played you like the cheap kazoo you are.

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2073. Cursed Ravioli

Also known as Smuckers Uncrustables.

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It sounds creepy until you realize that the major contributor to that statistic is pregnancy.

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Makes you think of Trump, doesn’t it? See also Lawyers.

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That’s the Wurst KÃ¤se scenario. See also German.

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You were too lazy to read those numbers.

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But you can't teach a fish to man. See also Fish.

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