Funny Things

2071. The Dump Trump Statue

Really, look it up. It's him sitting on a golden toilet with his pants down, tweeting. See also Politics, Presidents, Scatalogical.

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Funny Jobs

2072. Golf Ball Diver

You go around and scuba dive in those ponds at golf courses, dodge alligators, and retrieve golf balls. See also Golf.

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Funny Words

2073. Choir

According to some website, it’s the most hard-to-pronounce word in the English language. Closely followed by the word “squirrel.”

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Funny Observations

2074. Dying of Old Age is Just Dying of Not Dying

See also Death.

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Funny Observations

2075. You Can't Stick out Your Tongue and Breathe Through Your Nose

(I bet you tried it and realized that you can, but now you look like a panting dog.) See also Pranks.

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Funny Observations

2076. I can't believe people believe in giraffes but not unicorns.

Seriously, what's more believable? A horse with a horn or a leopard-moose-camel with a 50-foot neck?

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Funny Observations

2077. Every Time You Paint a Room, the Room Gets Smaller

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Funny Observations

2078. Volleyball is Just Professional Hot Potato

Credit goes to my friends. See also Sports.

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Funny Observations

2079. Technically Your Car Keys Have Travelled Further than Your Car

See also Cars.

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Funny Questions

2080. Guess What Word I Just Invented?

Plagiarism.

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