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2071. Florida Murder Log

Also known as an alligator. See also Reptiles.

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2072. I hope you trip and your face hits the edge of some paper, and therefore, being face-to-face with the sharp edges of paper, you become verily paper-cut.

Cos you know, papercuts ‘n stuff.

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2073. “I can’t fit the orange in the pencil sharpener, Mom.”

Something I once said while sleepwalking.

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2074. Sound-Emitting Firewood

Also known as a violin.

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2075. Crab Raccoon

Mmm, delicious raccoon.

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2076. Crop Corsets

Wait a minute…

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The Spanish word for gnocchi. In Argentina, it’s used to insult a person who does nothing but procrastinate and later takes the credit and salary of someone else who really deserves it. See also Pasta, Work.

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Funny Phobias

2078. Aibohphobia

The fear of palindromes.

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Funny Observations

2079. Lawyers hope you get sued, doctors hope you get sick, cops hope you get robbed, but the robber hopes that you’re rich.

Go robbers. See also Crime.

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