Funny Drinks

2071. Molotov Cocktail

Reasonably good, but the cloth is a bit hard to chew through.

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Funny Observations

2072. It is NOT an ORAL Exam

The only one who gives you an oral exam is a dentist. What you take as a school test is a VERBAL exam.

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Funny Dances

2073. The Fork in the Garbage Disposal

Spin around waving your hands above your head and loudly sing, DING DING DING DA DING DING DING DA DING!

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Funny Foods

2074. Sour Patch Kids Cereal Shop

Discontinued, for obvious reasons. See also Breakfast, Candy.

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Funny Insults

2075. Go Drink a Can of Sharts

See also Flatulence, Scatological.

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Funny Advice

2076. If you don't know what time it is, ask the nearest person; they'll probably have it on their phone.

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Funny Observations

2077. There is No Sunrise or Sunset

The Earth spins, the sun does not move. Thousands of years of observation from this planet cannot change these words.

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Funny Things

2078. Armstrong Steering

Standard on every car before power steering. If you drove a lot, your arms got a whole lot stronger. See also Cars.

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Funny Things

2079. Left-Arm Tan

In the days before every car had air conditioning, guys would drive with their left arm out the window, thus a great tan but only on one arm. See also Cars.

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Funny Songs

2080. You've Lost That Lovin' Feelin'

Opening line: "You never close your eyes, anymore, when I kiss your lips."
And the guy knows this how? 'Cause he ain't closing his eyes either! Awkward. Really awkward. See also 60's.

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