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2011. It's Hard to be Humble

One of the greatest bar songs of all time. About Mac Davis's problem, his perfection.

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2012. "OMG, my neighbour is stalking me! I saw her Google my name on her laptop through my telescope!"

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2013. Hand Turkeys

My sister drew one and tried to make it look like a real bird. We didn't realize until later that she forgot the beak. See also Schools.

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2014. Nose-Picking Pencil Sharpener Shop

Ouch.

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2015. If Every Pork Chop Was Perfect, We Wouldn't Have Hotdogs

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2016. Walkers Brussels Sprouts Crisps

For when you need the least popular Christmas thing on the go. Sold around Christmas in the UK. Other varieties include Turkey And Stuffing and Pigs In Blankets. See also British, Christmas, Vegetables.

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Funny Names

2017. Crazy Horse Invincible and Spaceman Africa

Two drunken soccer fans changed their names overnight. Crazy Horse Invincible and Spaceman Africa then had a lot of trouble getting a passport. See also British.

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Funny Observations

2018. You’ve Only Ever Seen Yourself as a Reflection or in Photos

I saw this on a video by the YouTuber Kyutie!

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Funny Words

2019. Lozenge

A candy for treating a sore throat. Also known as a cough drop.

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Funny Advice

2020. If You Can't Wish for More Wishes, then Wish for More Genies

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