Funny Euphemisms

1871. Cow Raisins

Also known as beef jerky. See also Meat.

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Funny Quotes

1872. "Time wounds all heels."

Who else but Groucho Marx?

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Funny Questions

1873. Why Aren't Shorts Half the Price of Pants?

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Funny Insults

1874. Go Take a Dump with Your Jacket On

See also Bathroom, Scatalogical.

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Funny People

1875. The Guy That Laughs when the Toilet Water Splashes His Butt

Also known as Donald Trump. See also Bathroom, Politics, Presidents.

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Funny Sayings

1876. I Hope Whoever Made Auto-correct Burns in Hello

See also Computers, Internet.

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Funny Insults

1877. You're as Useless as the 'ea' in 'Tea'

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Funny Things

1878. Lips

Used to close the mouth airtight shut, to hold food and drink inside, to keep out unwanted objects, and to spread germs by kissing. See also Body.

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Funny Advice

1879. When in Doubt, Just Quit Your Job and Become a Pottery Teacher

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Funny Anti-Jokes

1880. What Do You Call a Bakery That Pregnant Women Go To?

A bakery.

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