Funny Insults

1881. Shut up, you smell.

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Funny Anti-Jokes

1882. What Do You Call a Basket with No Bottom?

Useless.

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Funny Observations

1883. Babies Are Long Until They Start to Walk and Become Tall

See also Babies.

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Funny Sayings

1884. Love is Like a Fart—If You Have to Force It It's Probably Sh*t

See also Profanity, Scatological.

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Funny Anti-Jokes

1885. What Do You Call a Sad Vegetarian?

Sad. Did you expect me to make a joke? No, he is sad. See also Vegetarian.

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Funny Anti-Jokes

1886. It's Not Easy Being a Self-made Man

For starters, you need both an Oedipus complex and a time machine.

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Funny Anti-Jokes

1887. You can pick your friends, you can pick your nose, but you can't rob a bank. That's a felony.

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Funny Nicknames

1888. Elongated Muskrat

Elon Musk's full name. No point in hiding from us, Elon. The people know.

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Funny Quotes

1889. “I asked god for a bike, but I know god doesn't work that way. So I stole a bike and asked for forgiveness.”

―Emo Philips
See also Religion.

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Funny Advice

1890. Never Call Spirits' Names Three Times

In animated cartoons, of course.

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