Funny Questions

1791. Why Did the Ducks Cross the Road?

I don’t know. See also Birds, Ducks.

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Funny Anti-Jokes

1792. Think of a Number Between 0 and 20.

Add 32.
Multiply it by 2.
Subtract 1.
Close your eyes.
Dark, isn't it?
See also Math, Pranks.

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Funny Names

1793. Shakespeare Mozart Amstrong

See also Legendary.

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Funny Advice

1794. When You Fart in Public, Yell "Jet Power!" and Walk Faster

See also Flatulence.

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Funny Sayings

1795. Time is a Contruct and So Are Pants

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Funny T-Shirts

1796. Jesus is coming. Look busy! Shop

Praise be. See also Religion.

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Funny Words

1797. Truc

French for "thingamajig." This was the first word I learned in French class. See also French.

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Funny Euphemisms

1798. Kind Fork

Also known as a spoon. See also Utensils.

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Funny Insults

1799. Go Eat a Cactus

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Funny Observations

1800. Dogs Are Smarter than Humans

Dogs can understand human language, but humans don’t understand dog barks. See also Dogs, Logic.

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