Funny Sayings

1681. There's no cow on the ice.

A Swedish saying for, "It's all good." (Ingen ko på isen in the original Swedish.) See also Swedish.

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Funny Things to Do

1682. Seeing How Fast You Can Run Without Bending Your Knees

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Funny Names

1683. Scoobert Doo

Scooby Doo's full name. See also Cartoons, Dogs, Made Up.

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Funny Euphemisms

1684. Land Sleeve

Also known as a cave.

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Funny Things to Do

1685. Running for as Long as You Can with a Balloon Between Your Knees

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Funny Observations

1686. Fat Chance and Slim Chance Mean the Same Thing

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Funny Words

1687. Fopoon

Another word for a spork. See also Cutlery, Made Up.

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Funny Euphemisms

1688. Head Shoes

Otherwise known as hats. See also Hats, Shoes.

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Funny Advice

1689. Blame the Cat

See also Cats, Pets.

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Funny Insults

1690. Maybe if You Date Corona It'll Leave Too

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