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1621. Hellbenders

A salamander-like creature that looks a bit like brown jelly.

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1622. Tassled Wobbegong

A species of carpet shark. See also Australian.

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A piano that prods cats when you press the keys, causing them to yowl. Kittens make up the high notes with older cats doing the low notes. Familiar to anybody who's read PB. Kerr's Children of the Lamp series. See also Cats.

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Funny Observations

1624. In Greek "Arctic" Means Place with Bears, Whereas "Antarctic" Means Place Without Bears

Funnily enough, the Arctic has polar bears, while the Antarctic has no bears. See also Bears, Greek.

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Funny Things to Do

1625. Biting Your Thumb at People

Yet another famous Shakespearian insult. You do a thumbs-up and then put the top of your thumb into your mouth. Bite down. Sick burn. See also Shakespeare.

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Funny Things

1626. Triangles

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Funny Places

1627. Cereal, Alberta, Canada

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Funny Questions

1628. Why Did the Ducks Cross the Road?

I don’t know. See also Birds, Ducks.

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Funny Anti-Jokes

1629. Think of a Number Between 0 and 20.

Add 32.
Multiply it by 2.
Subtract 1.
Close your eyes.
Dark, isn't it?
See also Math, Pranks.

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