Funny Anti-Jokes

1621. Knock Knock

Who’s there?
To.
To who?
No, “to whom.” See also Grammar.

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Funny Clothes

1622. Sweater Crop Tops

Yay. Now one-fourth of my body is warm.

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Funny Euphemisms

1623. Squirt Gun Bullets

Also known as water. See also Weapons.

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Funny Phrases

1624. umop ap!sdn

Turn your screen upside down. 🙃

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Funny Observations

1625. The World’s Largest Tire Producer is LEGO

Yup, LEGO. They produce about 306 freaking million tires per year. See also Legos.

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Funny Insults

1626. You Blockhead

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Funny Observations

1627. Vending Machines Are Twice as Dangerous as Sharks

I'm not kidding, look it up—they kill more people every year. See also Sharks.

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Funny Words

1628. Ta

British slang for 'thanks' or 'pass'. See also British.

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Funny Places

1629. California, Missouri

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Funny Questions

1630. If the Person Who Invented the Walkie Talkie Invented Something Else, What Would They Call it?

Would a car be a Drovey Wovey?

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