Funny Euphemisms

1601. Winged Knife

Also known as a wasp. See also Insects.

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Funny Songs

1602. Two Trucks

An absolute banger by Lemon Demon.

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Funny Animals

1603. Armadillo Girdled Lizard

When threatened, it bites its tail and turns into a wheel. See also Reptiles.

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Funny Books

1604. Somehow I Manage

By Michael Scott. See also The Office.

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Funny Things

1605. That Awkward Moment When You See a Teacher in Public

See also Awkward, Teachers.

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Funny Quotes

1606. “Bad Morning!”

―6-year-old me to my teacher
See also Schools, Teachers.

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Funny Advice

1607. No matter how nice the hand soap smells, don’t leave the restroom smelling your fingers.

See also Bathroom.

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Funny Foods

1608. Scotch Woodcock

Dirty-sounding name for eggs on toast. See also Breakfast, British, Sophomoric.

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Funny Observations

1609. Erasers Slowly Die Because of Your Mistakes

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Funny Toys

1610. Batman Squirt Gun

Pull a trigger extending from Batman's crotch to squirt water from his mouth.

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