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Funny Insults
1522. Ñoqui
The Spanish word for gnocchi. In Argentina, it’s used to insult a person who does nothing but procrastinate and later takes the credit and salary of someone else who really deserves it. See also Pasta, Work.
Funny Observations
1524. Lawyers hope you get sued, doctors hope you get sick, cops hope you get robbed, but the robber hopes that you’re rich.
Go robbers. See also Crime.
Funny Questions
1526. Why do fish live in salt water?
Because they’d sneeze if they lived in pepper water. See also Fish.
Funny Songs
1527. I’m Gonna Hire a Wino to Decorate Our Home
A 1982 country song by David Frizzell. See also Alcohol.
Funny Songs
1528. Flushed From the Bathroom of Your Heart
A 1968 song from?believe it or not?Johnny Cash. See also Bathroom.