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Funny Advice
1531. Count Your Eggs Before They Hatch
That way you’ll know if someone steals one of them. See also Chickens, Eggs.
Funny Advice
1536. Due tomorrow? Do tomorrow.
Don’t worry, you’ve got plenty of time. See also Schools.
Funny Quotes
1538. “It’s like my Dad always says, ‘Always give a hundred percent, unless you’re donating blood or getting a divorce.’”
―Pitch Perfect 3