Funny Anti-Jokes

1531. Why Were the Two Lawyers Arguing?

It’s their job. See also Lawyers.

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Funny Euphemisms

1532. Cowardly Naughty Word

Also known as a euphemism.

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Funny Phrases

1533. All the Faith He Had Had Had Had No Effect on the Outcome of His Life

Makes sense.

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Funny Tattoos

1534. A Ghost in a Sweater Vest

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Funny Quotes

1535. “I love you guys. Not enough to die for you, but enough to give you a sandwich if I have too much sandwich.”

―My Writing Professor

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Funny Words

1536. Embarassment

The word for a group of pandas.

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Funny Quotes

1537. “Every triangle is a love triangle when you love triangles.”

―James Acaster See also Geometry, Love.

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Funny Observations

1538. A Mirror Can't Break; It Only Multiplies

See also Mirrors.

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Funny Instruments

1539. Jazz Coffin

Also known as an upright bass. See also Jazz.

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Funny Observations

1540. Inflammable is its Own Antonym

It means both flammable and not flammable. See also Grammar.

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