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Funny Insults
1533. Being Funny is Soup and You’re a Fork
It sounds better in the original Finnish, “Huumori on soppaa ja sinä olet haarukka.” See also Finnish.
Funny Sayings
1534. There’s Mercury in Uranus!
What the doctor says when the rectal thermometer breaks during the health exam. See also Astronomy, Doctors.
Funny Instruments
1535. Children
Teachers and parents used to whack them to make noises, but now this instrument is illegal in most countries.
Funny Observations
1537. ‘Misspelled’ is One of the Ten Hardest Words to Spell
I’m not kidding, look it up. See also Ironic.