All Entries

Funny Quotes

1531. “If you want a guarantee, buy a toaster.”

Thanks for the advice, Clint Eastwood. See also Appliances.

Added by Yeetaleetthesecond on January 28, 2022| Comment | 8 people like this You Like This | Unlike

Funny Observations

1532. I Hate How the Cashier Feels the Need to Check if My Money is Counterfeit

If I could make fake money, I wouldn’t be at Dollar Tree. See also Money, Shopping.

Added by Yeetaleetthesecond on January 27, 2022| 1 Comment | 78 people like this You Like This | Unlike

Funny Anti-Jokes

1533. And as many people have said, “Uhh, umm.”

Added by a Guest on January 26, 2022| 6 Comments | 53 people like this You Like This | Unlike

Funny Phobias

1534. Phoi

The fear of the first two letters of the alphabet.

Added by a Guest on January 26, 2022| 7 Comments | 88 people like this You Like This | Unlike

Funny Animals

1535. Urechis Unicinctus

Google it. See also Fish, Sophomoric.

Added by Yeetaleetthesecond on January 25, 2022| 6 Comments | 14 people like this You Like This | Unlike

Funny Questions

1536. Do People Eat or Drink Soup?

No, seriously. I'm curious. See also Soup.

Added by Yeetaleetthesecond on January 25, 2022| 13 Comments | 29 people like this You Like This | Unlike

Funny Anti-Jokes

1537. Jokes about communism are only funny if everyone gets them.

Funny Insults

1538. Knock knock. Who’s there? Machine Gun Kelly.

Machine Gun Kelly who?
Exactly.
See also Celebrities.

Added by Hangman on January 24, 2022| 4 Comments | 39 people like this You Like This | Unlike

Funny Advice

1539. The Best Defense Against Somebody Videotaping You is to Blast a Song by an Artist That is Serious About Copyright Infringement

Works every time.

Added by Yeetaleetthesecond on January 23, 2022| 6 Comments | 171 people like this You Like This | Unlike