Funny Words

1111. Yonks

Informal British for “a very long time.” See also British.

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Funny Euphemisms

1112. Winged Nail

Also known as honeybee. See also Insects.

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Funny Insults

1113. “Thou Leathern-jerkin, Crystal-button, Knot-pated, Agatering, Puke-stocking, Caddis-garter, Smooth-tongue, Spanish Pouch!”

Shakespeare on fire! He's an insult machine! See also Shakespeare.

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Funny Insults

1114. “You Have Such a February Face, So Full of Frost, of Storm, and Cloudiness.”

See also Shakespeare, Weather.

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Funny Quotes

1115. “Be Strong.”

―Me to My Wi-Fi Router See also Internet, Technology.

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Funny Sayings

1116. Sometimes I Wonder if All of This is Happening Because I Didn't Forward That Email to 10 People…

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Funny Anti-Jokes

1117. A man walks into a magic forest and tries to cut down a talking tree.

“You can’t cut me down,” the tree complains, “I’m a Talking Tree!”
The man responds, “You may be a talking tree, but you will dialogue.” See also Magic, Puns, Trees.

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Funny Anti-Jokes

1118. I Threw a Boomerang a Few Years Ago…

Now I live in constant fear.

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Funny Words

1119. Futz

When you waste your time. I do way too much of this on this website.

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Funny Foods

1120. Stargazy Pie

A British savory pie, made with potatoes, eggs, and oh yeah, fish heads sticking out the top. See also British.

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