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Funny Questions
1112. What is ice cream’s actual flavor before anything is added?
It’s not vanilla—that’s a flavor added. See also Ice Cream.
Funny Observations
1114. I Bet It’s Called “Almond Milk” Because No One Can Say “Nut Juice” with a Straight Face
See also Dairy.
Funny Insults
1119. Being Funny is Soup and You’re a Fork
It sounds better in the original Finnish, “Huumori on soppaa ja sinä olet haarukka.” See also Finnish.
Funny Sayings
1120. There’s Mercury in Uranus!
What the doctor says when the rectal thermometer breaks during the health exam. See also Astronomy, Doctors.