Funny Insults

1111. I Hope You Have Papercuts When You Use Sanitizer

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Funny Insults

1112. I Hope You Wake Up and Realize Your Charger Wasn’t Plugged-In

See also Cellphones.

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Funny Insults

1113. I Hope You Get Comfortable on the Couch and Realize the Remote is Unreachable

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Funny Insults

1114. I Hope Your Doughnut Falls Glaze-Side Down

See also Donuts.

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Funny Observations

1115. People Who Take Care of Chickens Are Chicken Tenders

Literally. See also Chickens, Farming.

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Funny Things

1116. Wonga-Wonga

An Australian woody vine. See also Australian.

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Funny Names

1117. Sandy Clause

Old-people talk for Santa. Why? I have no idea. See also Christmas.

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Funny Things to Do

1118. Start a Deep Conversation with the Person in the Other Stall

“What is your happiest memory with a loved one?”
“What is your biggest regret in life”
“Would you sacrifice yourself for a stranger?” See also Bathroom.

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Funny Words

1119. Toptional

For clothing optional beaches. See also Nudity, Portmanteau, Puns.

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Funny Observations

1120. The L.A. Angels translates to “The Angels Angels.”

See also Baseball, Spanish.

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