Funny Euphemisms

1071. Scare Car

An empty police car. See also Cars, Police.

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Funny Insults

1072. I Can’t Believe I Wasted a Fruit Snack on You…

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Funny Phrases

1073. Cat Burglar Burgling Cat

A cat that steals cat burglars. See also Cats, Crime.

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Funny Diseases

1074. Covid-22

Shrek rubs you with his feet.

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Funny Anti-Jokes

1075. What Do You Call an Elephant with No Ears?

It’s still an elephant. See also Elephants.

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Funny Phobias

1076. Foebeuh

Teh feer off speelng sumting rite. See also Made Up.

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Funny Things to Do

1077. Eat Your Teeth

You can eat them if you bite hard enough, trust me. See also Teeth.

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Funny Things to Do

1078. Asking for a Water Cup, but Putting Soda in it

A classic victimless crime. See also Fast Food.

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Funny Toys

1079. Coal

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Funny Sayings

1080. If it Doesn’t Fit in Your Mouth, You’re Not Trying Hard Enough

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