Funny Observations

1071. If a toy from “Toy Story” dies, the kids wouldn’t know.

And the other toys would have to watch quietly as the kids played with their corpses.

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Funny Phobias

1072. Fear of Your Own Scream

Endless screaming…

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Funny Questions

1073. What Happens Went You Use Conditioner Before the Shampoo?

See also Hair.

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Funny Euphemisms

1074. Italian Worms and Rocks

Also known as spaghetti and meatballs. See also Pasta.

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Funny Nicknames

1075. Peanut Wigglebutt

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Funny Observations

1076. Date, date, and date all mean different things, but are spelled and sound exactly alike.

Date the fruit, date the day, and date going out with someone. See also English.

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Funny Videos

1077. Who you gon’ call? GHOST MUSTARD!

Chef’s kiss.

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Funny Advice

1078. It’s Better to Pee in the Sink than Sink in the Pee

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Funny Anti-Jokes

1079. What Do You Call a Male Ladybug?

A ladybug. See also Insects.

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Funny Advice

1080. If You’re Being Chased, Give the Person Who’s Chasing You a Pair of Scissors Because You Can’t Run With Scissors

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