Funny Advice

1071. Carry a Fork With You

If someone tries to rob you, pull it out of your pocket and say, “thank you lord for this meal I’m about to have” and charge at them with the fork.

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Funny Euphemisms

1072. Passed Away

Bro, just say someone died. See also Death.

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Funny Insults

1073. I Hope Your Bug Spray Works Sub-optimally

Heard this one at my church camp. See also Insects.

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Funny Insults

1074. I Hope Your Room Mate Changes the Hulu Password

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Funny Questions

1075. What Do You See When a Duck Bends Over?

Its butt quack. See also Birds.

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Funny Things to Do

1076. Slappy Spachty

The game where you hit each other with a spatula.

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Funny Jobs

1077. The Person Who Collects the Urine from the Wolves for Wolf Urine

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Funny Nicknames

1078. Bruce the Goose

See also Birds.

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Funny Words

1079. Worcestershire, England

Just try to pronounce it. I dare you. See also English.

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Funny Names

1080. Bob Avocado

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