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Funny TV Shows
1071. Ello Kitty N’ Mates
British knock-off of Hello Kitty and Friends. See also Britsh, Made Up.
Funny Songs
1072. The Economics of the Wizarding World Don’t Make Sense
By Harry and the Potters. See also Harry Potter.
Funny Foods
1074. Shit on a Shingle
A US military food term—unofficial, of course! It is a dish consisting of a cream sauce with meat in it poured over toast. It is often served as a breakfast dish. See also Breakfast, Military.
Funny Jobs
1075. Staying Alive
Everyday, people all around the world work tirelessly to keep themselves alive for just a little bit longer. See also Life.
Funny Sayings
1076. I Pooped My Pants and All I Got Was This Lousy Poop in My Pants
See also Pants, Scatological.
Funny Observations
1078. “Don’t you dare” is technically “do not you dare.”
And I dare you to say it like that next time. See also Grammar.
Funny Observations
1079. Unicorns and mermaids aren’t real. But unicorn mermaids are, and they’re are called narwhals.
Funny Words
1080. Eellogofusciouhipoppokunurious
Old-timey slang meaning “very good, very fine.” See also Old-Timey, Slang.