Funny Diseases

1071. Toma-toes

When you eat too many tomatoes, your toes turn into tomatoes. See also Vegetables.

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Funny Movies

1072. Star Wars: The Force Wakes Up

See also Star Wars.

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Funny Products

1073. Farts in a Jar

Yep. See also Flatulence.

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Funny Insults

1074. I Hope You Stub Your Toe on a Pillow, Loser

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Funny Quotes

1075. “Politicians and diapers must be changed often, and for the same reason.”

―Mark Twain

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Funny Quotes

1076. “Don’t believe everything you see on the internet.”

―John Lennon

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Funny Quotes

1077. “You would think that a rock star being married to a super-model would be one of the greatest things in the world. It is.”

―David Bowie

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Funny Phrases

1078. A Nut for a Jar of Tuna

See also Palindromes.

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Funny Sayings

1079. Alcohol, Because No Great Story Started from Eating a Salad

See also Alcohol.

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Funny Sayings

1080. A Computer Once Beat Me at Chess, but It Was No Match for Me at Kickboxing

See also Technology, Violence.

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