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Funny Advice

1071. If Someone Insults You, Say “Exactly” and Confuse Them

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Funny Euphemisms

1072. Screaming Hamster Back From the Dead and it Poops On Your Eye

Sorry, I meant a sixth grader playing the kantele.

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Funny Jobs

1073. Guardian of the King’s Anus

This was found on somebody’s sarcophagus from ancient Egypt. You think you got it bad? This guy spent his whole life looking after a single bumhole. See also Scatological.

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Funny Foods

1074. Despairagus

A very sad vegetable. See also Made Up.

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Funny Things to Do

1075. Slipping on a Banana Peel

It’s a classic. See also Old-Timey.

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Funny Animals

1076. Red-Lipped Batfish

Cousin to the rosy lipped batfish.

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Funny Insults

1077. At Least I Don’t Look Like I Think Plugging an Extension Cord into Itself Makes Infinite Power

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Funny Instruments

1078. Pocket Trumpet Shop

A trumpet designed to fit into a player’s pocket. Plays a range so high it quickly becomes irritating if in the wrong hands.

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Funny T-Shirts

1079. Surely Not Everybody Was Kung Fu Fighting Shop

Makes you question everything.

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