Funny Quotes

1071. “That’s what she said.”

―John F. Kennedy See also Presidents.

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Funny Sayings

1072. Quidquid Latine Dictum Sit Altum Videtur

Latin for, “Whatever is said in Latin sounds profound.” See also Latin.

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Funny Questions

1073. How Did the Inventor of the Clock Know What Time It Was?

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Funny Things to Do

1074. Turning into a Food when You Eat It Too Much

No wonder our parents always warned us...

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Funny Insults

1075. You Look Like a Smelly Smeller Who Smells

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Funny Animals

1076. Gorilla Gorilla Gorilla

The scientific name for the Western lowland gorilla. See also Repetition.

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Funny Places

1077. Bastardstown, Wexford, Ireland

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Funny Names

1078. Happy Adjustable Spanners

This man used to go by Daniel Westfallen, but when he got really drunk and his friends dared him to change his name to this, he complied. The name was chosen by pulling random words out a hat.

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Funny Names

1079. Ynot Bubba

A 58-year-old Missourian trucker changed his name to this.

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Funny Songs

1080. if god didnt want us to snort worms he wouldn't have made them cylindrical!

This 58-second song by MIMIDEATH is featured on their album effective. power.

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