Funny Euphemisms

1071. A Squad

Also known as a group of squids.

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Funny Observations

1072. Heat, Time, and Pressure

The three things that make a diamond are also the things that make a waffle. See also Breakfast, Jewelry.

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Funny Questions

1073. I wonder if there are any time combinations I haven't seen yet?

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Funny Questions

1074. Are those who sneeze a lot the most blessed?

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Funny Questions

1075. I wonder what my dog named me?

Probably just *bark.* See also Dogs.

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Funny Questions

1076. I wonder how many slices of pizza I’ve eaten in my life?

I'm scared to know. See also Pizza.

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Funny Sayings

1077. The asteroid that killed all the dinosaurs was technically the highest ratio of killing birds to one stone in history.

Massive killstreak. See also Dinosaurs.

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Funny Diseases

1078. Covid-16

The prequel to the prequel to the prequel.

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Funny Instruments

1079. Small Cello, Large Violin

Also known as a viola.

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Funny Things to Do

1080. Eating Lasagna in the Shower

It’s not illegal, they won’t stop you. See also Bathroom, Pasta.

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