Funny Insults

1061. Askhole

According to Pintrest, “A person who constantly asks you for advice, yet always does the opposite of what you tell them.” See also Made Up.

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Funny Observations

1062. An Escalator Never Breaks, It Just Becomes Stairs

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Funny Observations

1063. If you get a loan from the bank, you pay it off for 30 years.

If you rob a bank, you’re out in 10 years. See also Crime, Money.

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Funny Questions

1064. Why Are iPhone Chargers Not Called Apple Juice?

See also Technology.

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Funny Quotes

1065. “I’m not superstitious, but I am a little stitious.”

―Michael Scott See also The Office.

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Funny Quotes

1066. “I always wanted to be somebody, but now I realize I should’ve been more specific.”

―Lily Tomlin

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Funny Things to Do

1067. Running Through a Wall While Exclaiming “Oh Yeah!”

See also Commercials.

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Funny Drinks

1068. Pussyfoot

Apparently non-alcoholic drink, but I’m too scared to look it up on my school computer. See also Alcohol, Sophomoric.

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Funny Drinks

1069. Kumis

To make a long description short, this is just horse milk with alcohol. See also Alcohol, Horses.

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Funny Things to Do

1070. Flipping to the Exact Page That the Teacher Told You to Go to

A huge flex in grade school. See also Schools, Teachers.

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