Funny Anti-Jokes

1031. What Do You Call a Dog With One Ear?

Anything, the dog can still hear you. See also Dogs.

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Funny People

1032. The Person in the Math Problem That Buys Over 100 Watermelons

See also Fruits, Math.

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Funny Videos

1033. WOOF

Uhhh… See also Dogs.

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Funny Anti-Jokes

1034. What Do You Call an Invisible Moon?

A new moon. See also Astronomy.

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Funny Insults

1035. “That trunk of humours, that bolting-hutch of beastliness, that swollen parcel of dropsies, that huge bombard of sack, that stuffed cloak-bag of guts, that roasted Manningtree ox with the pudding in his belly, that reverend vice, that grey Iniquity, that father ruffian, that vanity in years.”

Calm down! Good lord! See also Shakespeare.

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Funny Sayings

1036. It Tiss What It Tiss

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Funny Advice

1037. How to Twerk

Step 1: Reconsider.

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Funny Movies

1038. Chinese Take-Away

Argentinian movie about a man meets a guy he saw in a Chinese newspaper whose fiancee died after a cow fell on her from an aircraft. See also Argentina.

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Funny Phobias

1039. Phobia.com

The fear of websites. See also Internet.

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Funny Products

1040. The Toilet Mug Shop

Ew. See also Scatological.

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