Funny Euphemisms

1001. Boomstick

Also known as dynamite.

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Funny Foods

1002. Shit on a Shingle

A US military food term—unofficial, of course! It is a dish consisting of a cream sauce with meat in it poured over toast. It is often served as a breakfast dish. See also Breakfast, Military.

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Funny Jobs

1003. Staying Alive

Everyday, people all around the world work tirelessly to keep themselves alive for just a little bit longer. See also Life.

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Funny Sayings

1004. I Pooped My Pants and All I Got Was This Lousy Poop in My Pants

See also Pants, Scatological.

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Funny Instruments

1005. Floboe

A flute and an oboe combined. See also Made Up.

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Funny Observations

1006. “Don’t you dare” is technically “do not you dare.”

And I dare you to say it like that next time. See also Grammar.

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Funny Observations

1007. Unicorns and mermaids aren’t real. But unicorn mermaids are, and they’re are called narwhals.

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Funny Words

1008. Eellogofusciouhipoppokunurious

Old-timey slang meaning “very good, very fine.” See also Old-Timey, Slang.

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Funny Questions

1009. Why is six afraid of seven?

Because seven is a registered six offender. See also Numbers.

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Funny Questions

1010. If someone with no arms had a gun in their pocket, are they armed or unarmed?

See also Guns.

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