Funny Things to Do

1001. Asking for a Water Cup, but Putting Soda in it

A classic victimless crime. See also Fast Food.

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Funny Toys

1002. Coal

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Funny Sayings

1003. If it Doesn’t Fit in Your Mouth, You’re Not Trying Hard Enough

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Funny Anti-Jokes

1004. What Do You Call Cheese That Isn’t Yours?

Stolen. You should give it back—that’s not right. See also Cheese.

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Funny Anti-Jokes

1005. What’s Black and White and Red All Over?

Due to the expansive nature of the universe, many items both natural and manufactured could be described in this manner.

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Funny Anti-Jokes

1006. Two chemists walk into a bar. One says, “I’ll take a glass of H2O.” The other says, “I’ll take a glass of H2O too.”

Since the bartender is not a chemist, he has no idea that H2O2 is the chemical formula for hydrogen peroxide, and gives both chemists a glass of water. See also Chemistry.

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Funny Observations

1007. Our brain skips the the second “the.”

Read it again. 😉

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Funny Advice

1008. If You Want to Look Young and Thin, Hang Around Fat, Old People

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Funny Phrases

1009. Are we not pure? “No, sir!” Panama’s moody Noriega brags. “It is garbage!” Irony dooms a man—a prisoner up to new era.

The longest palindrome I’ve ever seen. See also Palindromes.

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Funny Things to Do

1010. Trying to Catch a Fly with Chopsticks

I’ve heard that Mr. Miyagi is still trying.

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