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Funny Anti-Jokes
1002. Someone Stole My Mood Ring
And I don’t know how I feel about that. See also Hippies, Jewelry.
Funny Names
1003. Hutch Hutchinson
The first name is more of a nickname, but it’s still redundant. See also Redundant.
Funny Things to Do
1004. Wrapping the Toilet in Wrapping Paper While Everyone’s Asleep
Pretty funny, until you have to use the bathroom yourself. See also Bathroom, Christmas.
Funny Insults
1007. Askhole
According to Pintrest, “A person who constantly asks you for advice, yet always does the opposite of what you tell them.” See also Made Up.
Funny Observations
1009. If you get a loan from the bank, you pay it off for 30 years.
If you rob a bank, you’re out in 10 years. See also Crime, Money.