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Funny Anti-Jokes
1004. What Do You Call a Dog With One Ear?
Anything, the dog can still hear you. See also Dogs.
Funny Insults
1008. “That trunk of humours, that bolting-hutch of beastliness, that swollen parcel of dropsies, that huge bombard of sack, that stuffed cloak-bag of guts, that roasted Manningtree ox with the pudding in his belly, that reverend vice, that grey Iniquity, that father ruffian, that vanity in years.”
Calm down! Good lord! See also Shakespeare.