Funny Insults

961. You’re So Ugly Hello Kitty Said “Goodbye.”

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Funny Movies

962. “Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen? More Like fallen asleep in the theater.”

―Orson Welles

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Funny Names

963. Oswald Figglebottom

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Funny Observations

964. Life Didn’t Give Us Lemons

They’re man-made. Look it up. See also Lemons.

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Funny Dances

965. The Life Liver

Basically, find a partner to settle down with in a nice urban city, get married, have children and carry on the legacy and bloodline. Great at parties. See also Life.

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Funny Observations

966. Most Laugh Tracks are from the 50s, Which Means You’re Hearing Dead People Laughing

See also 50's.

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Funny Euphemisms

967. Rootie Tootie Point and Shooty

Also known as a gun. See also Weapons.

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Funny Phrases

968. Crooks and Nannies

See also Malapropisms.

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Funny Things

969. Shillelagh

An Irish, wooden, walking stick. See also Irish.

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Funny Phobias

970. Fobeea

Fear of not spelling words phonetically.

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