Funny Observations

971. Warm Water Tastes Round and Cold Water Tastes Pointy

See also Water.

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Funny Insults

972. You Look Like You Own a Pet Fly

See also Insects.

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Funny Insults

973. You Look Like You Dry Your Hands with a Wet Tissue

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Funny Nicknames

974. Silliam William

Pinky-finger-up version of “Silly Billy.”

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Funny Insults

975. Nationwide Ain’t Even on Your Side

See also Insurance.

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Funny Observations

976. People Are Getting Fatter, but TVs Are Getting Thinner

So we remain the same distance from the TV.

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Funny Insults

977. Sunscreen Eater

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Funny Phobias

978. Obiaphay

Ethay earfay ofyay Igpay Atinlay.

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Funny Euphemisms

979. Hearty Starty

Also known as a defibrillator. See also Doctors, Medicine.

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Funny Foods

980. Charcuterie

Lunchables that went to Harvard. See also Meat.

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