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Funny Advice
971. If You Ever Need to Bury a Body, Plant Endangered Plants Over the Body So It’s Illegal to Dig Up
Works every time. See also Plants.
Funny Foods
972. Yum Yum Sauce
When you thought food names could not get any worse… See also Condiments.
Funny Quotes
977. “Someone asked me, if I were stranded on a deserted island, what book I’d bring… ‘How to Build a Boat.’”
Funny Quotes
978. “If you want a guarantee, buy a toaster.”
Thanks for the advice, Clint Eastwood. See also Appliances.
Funny Observations
979. I Hate How the Cashier Feels the Need to Check if My Money is Counterfeit
If I could make fake money, I wouldn’t be at Dollar Tree. See also Money, Shopping.