Funny Diseases

971. Lactose Intolerance Intolerance

An intolerance of people with lactose intolerance. See also Made Up.

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Funny Euphemisms

972. Permanent Got-Your-Nose

Also known as Voldemort. See also Harry Potter.

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Funny Things to Do

973. Knocking on the Other Side of the Door when Someone Knocks

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Funny Drinks

974. Pilk

Or Pepsi and milk, famously drunk by Laverne DeFazio on Laverne & Shirley and recently resurrected as a Pepsi holiday campaign. See also Dairy, Soda.

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Funny Insults

975. Sit On It

A G-rated insult used on Happy Days. See also 70's, Sitcom.

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Funny TV Shows

976. Animated Versions of 70s TV Shows

For example The Fonz and the Happy Days Gang and Laverne and Shirley in the Army. See also 70's, Cartoons.

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Funny Euphemisms

977. Land Carpet

Also known as grass.

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Funny Insults

978. You’re as Useless as the “ee” in “Bee”

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Funny Observations

979. The Bored Button Never Gets Pressed, Only the Device You Are Holding

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Funny Things to Do

980. If You’re Introducing Yourself and Someone Repeats Your Name to Make Sure It’s Right, Say “Sure” Instead of “Yes”

Trust me. See also Confusing.

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