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Funny Sayings
971. The asteroid that killed all the dinosaurs was technically the highest ratio of killing birds to one stone in history.
Massive killstreak. See also Dinosaurs.
Funny Things to Do
974. Eating Lasagna in the Shower
It’s not illegal, they won’t stop you. See also Bathroom, Pasta.
Funny Advice
975. Instead of going to Starbucks, make your own coffee, yell out your name incorrectly, and then light a 5-dollar bill on fire.
See also Coffee.
Funny Insults
980. I Hope It Rains when You’ve Just Straightened Your Hair
Specifically when you’re going somewhere nice.