Funny Advice

871. If Somebody Asks Why You’re Single, Simply Respond with “Supply Chain Issues” and Don’t Elaborate

See also Dating.

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Funny Euphemisms

872. Yellow Cucumber

Also known as banana. See also Fruits, Vegetables.

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Funny Insults

873. You Look Like the Kind of Person Who Says “Bless You” when Someone Farts

See also Flatulence.

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Funny Insults

874. You Look Like the Kind of Person Who Says “Guys, I Think We Have a Problem” When Something Goes Wrong

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Funny Things to Do

875. Eating a Tomato Like an Apple

I do it sometimes. I just really like tomatoes. See also Fruits.

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Funny Toys

876. Caesar in the Freezer

Alternative to Elf on the Shelf.

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Funny Things to Do

877. Biting Into a Whole, Peeled Orange

Instead of eating it in sections. See also Fruits.

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Funny Drinks

878. Apple Goose

Apple juice, but for geese. See also Birds, Fruits.

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Funny Euphemisms

879. Hungry Broom

Also known as a vacuum.

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Funny Animals

880. Moustached Puffbird

Accurate. See also Birds.

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