Funny Insults

871. You Look Like You Dry Your Hands with a Wet Tissue

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Funny Nicknames

872. Silliam William

Pinky-finger-up version of “Silly Billy.”

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Funny Insults

873. Nationwide Ain’t Even on Your Side

See also Insurance.

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Funny Observations

874. People Are Getting Fatter, but TVs Are Getting Thinner

So we remain the same distance from the TV.

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Funny Insults

875. Sunscreen Eater

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Funny Phobias

876. Obiaphay

Ethay earfay ofyay Igpay Atinlay.

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Funny Euphemisms

877. Hearty Starty

Also known as a defibrillator. See also Doctors, Medicine.

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Funny Foods

878. Charcuterie

Lunchables that went to Harvard. See also Meat.

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Funny Insults

879. You Look Like the Type of Person That Calls a Book a “Page-turner”

You nerd. See also Books.

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Funny Observations

880. “Go to Bed, You’ll Feel Better in the Morning" is the Human Version of “Did You Turn It off and Turn It Back on Again?”

See also Computers.

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