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Funny Things to Do
873. Going to a Shoe Store and Ordering a Cheeseburger
From a Captain Underpants book. See also Pranks.
Funny Things to Do
874. Opening the Fridge, Closing it, and Expecting Different Food When You Open it a Second time
See also Hungry.
Funny Sayings
877. Holy Crow!
Funny Observations
878. Read and lead rhyme and so do read and lead, but read and lead don’t rhyme and neither do read and lead.
See also English.
Funny Books
880. Knitting with Dog Hair Shop
Better a sweater from a dog you know and love than from a sheep you’ll never meet. See also Dogs.