Funny Insults

871. At Least I Don’t Look Like I Eat Blind Children’s Glasses

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Funny Advice

872. If You Drop a Cactus, Don’t Catch It

Trust me.

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Funny Diseases

873. Covid-Pox

See also Made-up.

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Funny Euphemisms

874. A Squad

Also known as a group of squids.

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Funny Observations

875. Heat, Time, and Pressure

The three things that make a diamond are also the things that make a waffle. See also Breakfast, Jewelry.

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Funny Questions

876. I wonder if there are any time combinations I haven't seen yet?

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Funny Questions

877. Are those who sneeze a lot the most blessed?

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Funny Questions

878. I wonder what my dog named me?

Probably just *bark.* See also Dogs.

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Funny Questions

879. I wonder how many slices of pizza I’ve eaten in my life?

I'm scared to know. See also Pizza.

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Funny Sayings

880. The asteroid that killed all the dinosaurs was technically the highest ratio of killing birds to one stone in history.

Massive killstreak. See also Dinosaurs.

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