Funny Jobs

871. Guardian of the King’s Anus

This was found on somebody’s sarcophagus from ancient Egypt. You think you got it bad? This guy spent his whole life looking after a single bumhole. See also Scatological.

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Funny Foods

872. Despairagus

A very sad vegetable. See also Made Up.

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Funny Things to Do

873. Slipping on a Banana Peel

It’s a classic. See also Old-Timey.

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Funny Animals

874. Red-Lipped Batfish

Cousin to the rosy lipped batfish.

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Funny Insults

875. At Least I Don’t Look Like I Think Plugging an Extension Cord into Itself Makes Infinite Power

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Funny Instruments

876. Pocket Trumpet Shop

A trumpet designed to fit into a player’s pocket. Plays a range so high it quickly becomes irritating if in the wrong hands.

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Funny T-Shirts

877. Surely Not Everybody Was Kung Fu Fighting Shop

Makes you question everything.

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Funny Insults

878. I Hope You Run out of Spoons, and All You Have to Eat is Soup

See also Soup.

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Funny Questions

879. Why Did the Rooster Cross the Road?

He just wanted to fit in, okay?

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Funny Quotes

880. “An SSL error has occurred and a secure connection to the server cannot be made”

―William Shakespeare See also Internet, Technology.

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