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Funny Anti-Jokes
871. What’s Black and White and Red All Over?
Due to the expansive nature of the universe, many items both natural and manufactured could be described in this manner.
Funny Anti-Jokes
872. Two chemists walk into a bar. One says, “I’ll take a glass of H2O.” The other says, “I’ll take a glass of H2O too.”
Since the bartender is not a chemist, he has no idea that H2O2 is the chemical formula for hydrogen peroxide, and gives both chemists a glass of water. See also Chemistry.
Funny Phrases
875. Are we not pure? “No, sir!” Panama’s moody Noriega brags. “It is garbage!” Irony dooms a man—a prisoner up to new era.
The longest palindrome I’ve ever seen. See also Palindromes.
Funny Things to Do
876. Trying to Catch a Fly with Chopsticks
I’ve heard that Mr. Miyagi is still trying.
Funny Questions
877. If no one from the future tries to stop you from doing it, how bad could it be?
Funny Diseases
879. Toma-toes
When you eat too many tomatoes, your toes turn into tomatoes. See also Vegetables.