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831. “Politicians and diapers must be changed often, and for the same reason.”

―Mark Twain

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832. “Don’t believe everything you see on the internet.”

―John Lennon

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833. “You would think that a rock star being married to a super-model would be one of the greatest things in the world. It is.”

―David Bowie

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834. A Nut for a Jar of Tuna

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835. Alcohol, Because No Great Story Started from Eating a Salad

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836. A Computer Once Beat Me at Chess, but It Was No Match for Me at Kickboxing

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837. I Hope Reincarnation Makes an Exception for You to Not be Reincarnated

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838. “Ur Mom.”

―Abraham Lincoln

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839. “There is no sunrise so beautiful that it is worth waking me up to see it.”

―Mindy Kaling

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840. “If you are allergic to a thing, it is best not to put that thing in your mouth, particularly if the thing is cats.”

―Lemony Snicket See also Cats.

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831. “Politicians and diapers must be changed often, and for the same reason.”

832. “Don’t believe everything you see on the internet.”

833. “You would think that a rock star being married to a super-model would be one of the greatest things in the world. It is.”

834. A Nut for a Jar of Tuna

835. Alcohol, Because No Great Story Started from Eating a Salad

836. A Computer Once Beat Me at Chess, but It Was No Match for Me at Kickboxing

837. I Hope Reincarnation Makes an Exception for You to Not be Reincarnated

838. “Ur Mom.”

839. “There is no sunrise so beautiful that it is worth waking me up to see it.”

840. “If you are allergic to a thing, it is best not to put that thing in your mouth, particularly if the thing is cats.”

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