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831. “Politicians and diapers must be changed often, and for the same reason.”
―Mark Twain
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833. “You would think that a rock star being married to a super-model would be one of the greatest things in the world. It is.”
―David Bowie
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836. A Computer Once Beat Me at Chess, but It Was No Match for Me at Kickboxing
See also Technology, Violence.
Funny Quotes
839. “There is no sunrise so beautiful that it is worth waking me up to see it.”
―Mindy Kaling
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840. “If you are allergic to a thing, it is best not to put that thing in your mouth, particularly if the thing is cats.”
―Lemony Snicket See also Cats.