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Funny Sayings
552. I Before E Except After C
Eight, neighbor, eighty, weight, vein, veil. I ❤️ English. See also Grammar.
Funny Things to Do
553. Placing Framed Photos of Yourself in Every House You Visit
They can’t stop you. They probably won’t notice. See also Pranks.
Funny Instruments
555. A Dog Toy in the Hand of a Child
This combination remains illegal in several countries.
Funny Names
556. Rocket Batman
I wanted to name our cat Rocket. My brother wanted to name him Batman. This was the compromise. See also Cats.
Funny Advice
560. Wait Until the Last Minute to Do Your Homework
That way you’ll be older and therefore wiser. See also Procrastination, Schools.