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Funny Insults
511. You Look Like the Type of Person That Calls a Book a “Page-turner”
You nerd. See also Books.
Funny Observations
512. “Go to Bed, You’ll Feel Better in the Morning" is the Human Version of “Did You Turn It off and Turn It Back on Again?”
See also Computers.
Funny TV Shows
513. Ello Kitty N’ Mates
British knock-off of Hello Kitty and Friends. See also Britsh, Made Up.
Funny Songs
514. The Economics of the Wizarding World Don’t Make Sense
By Harry and the Potters. See also Harry Potter.
Funny Foods
516. Shit on a Shingle
A US military food term—unofficial, of course! It is a dish consisting of a cream sauce with meat in it poured over toast. It is often served as a breakfast dish. See also Breakfast, Military.
Funny Jobs
517. Staying Alive
Everyday, people all around the world work tirelessly to keep themselves alive for just a little bit longer. See also Life.
Funny Sayings
518. I Pooped My Pants and All I Got Was This Lousy Poop in My Pants
See also Pants, Scatological.
Funny Observations
520. “Don’t you dare” is technically “do not you dare.”
And I dare you to say it like that next time. See also Grammar.