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Funny Anti-Jokes
501. Why Are Fire Trucks Red?
Maybe fire trucks are like herrings, which are fish that are naturally silver, but when smoked, turn red. They also become so pungent that their scent can throw dogs off a trail. Which is why “a red herring” is something that misleads you or distracts you from the relevant question.
Funny Clothes
502. Thanos One PieceSwimsuit Shop
Bring balance to all the pools and beaches out there. See also Superheroes.
Funny Euphemisms
504. Being Creative with the Truth
Also known as lying. I’m not lying about this one, though.
Funny Insults
505. You Look Like You Slap You Knee and Say, “Welp!” Before Saying Goodbye
Dad behavior.
Funny Products
506. The Baguette Pillow Shop
Literally looks like a giant baguette. This would be kinda funny to show off to your friends. See also Bread.
Funny Anti-Jokes
507. A Child Became Determined to Burn His Home Down…
His dad watched, tears in his eyes. He put his arm across his wife and stated, “That’s arson.” See also Fire, Puns.
Funny Books
508. Harry Potter and the Year Everyone Needed a Haircut
It's because of the movie. Everyone needed a haircut… See also Harry Potter, Made Up.
Funny Quotes
509. “The Bible tells us to love our neighbors, and also to love our enemies; probably because generally they are the same people.”
Funny Quotes
510. “Turn me over, I’m done on this side.”
Famous last words of Saint Lawrence as he was being burned alive. What a legend. See also Death, Fire.