Funny Questions

581. I wonder how many slices of pizza I’ve eaten in my life?

I'm scared to know. See also Pizza.

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Funny Questions

582. I wonder what my dog named me?

Probably just *bark.* See also Dogs.

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Funny Questions

583. Are those who sneeze a lot the most blessed?

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Funny Questions

584. I wonder if there are any time combinations I haven't seen yet?

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Funny Sayings

585. The asteroid that killed all the dinosaurs was technically the highest ratio of killing birds to one stone in history.

Massive killstreak. See also Dinosaurs.

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Funny Diseases

586. Covid-16

The prequel to the prequel to the prequel.

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Funny Instruments

587. Small Cello, Large Violin

Also known as a viola.

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Funny Things to Do

588. Eating Lasagna in the Shower

It’s not illegal, they won’t stop you. See also Bathroom, Pasta.

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Funny Advice

589. Instead of going to Starbucks, make your own coffee, yell out your name incorrectly, and then light a 5-dollar bill on fire.

See also Coffee.

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Funny Insults

590. I Hope Your Mom Deletes Your Video Game Login

See also Video Games.

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