Funny Things

581. Helicopter Ejector Seats

See also Useless.

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Funny Advice

582. When Using a Public Bathroom, Always Check to See if There’s Toilet Paper

Otherwise, you might walk out with one sock. See also Bathroom.

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Funny Sayings

583. You Bet Your Bottom Dollar!

See also Old-Timey.

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Funny Euphemisms

584. Food Trident

Also known as a fork. See also Cutlery.

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Funny Advice

585. If Someone Insults You, Say “Exactly” and Confuse Them

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Funny Euphemisms

586. Screaming Hamster Back From the Dead and it Poops On Your Eye

Sorry, I meant a sixth grader playing the kantele.

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Funny Jobs

587. Guardian of the King’s Anus

This was found on somebody’s sarcophagus from ancient Egypt. You think you got it bad? This guy spent his whole life looking after a single bumhole. See also Scatological.

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Funny Foods

588. Despairagus

A very sad vegetable. See also Made Up.

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Funny Things to Do

589. Slipping on a Banana Peel

It’s a classic. See also Old-Timey.

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Funny Animals

590. Red-Lipped Batfish

Cousin to the rosy lipped batfish.

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