Funny Euphemisms

441. Tree Hair

Also known as leaves. See also Hair, Trees.

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Funny Diseases

442. Cheese Deficiency

Life is nothing without cheese. See also Cheese.

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Funny Phobias

443. Onuxophobia

The fear of fingernails.

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Funny Names

444. Eustace Clarence Scrubb

“There was a boy called Eustace Clarence Scrubb, and he almost deserved it.” From The Chronicles of Narnia: The Voyage of the Dawn Treader.

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Funny Names

445. Qwertyuiop Asdfghjkl Yxcvbnm

The inventor of the keyboard.

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Funny Quotes

446. “Yeah, No.”

―My Wi-Fi when I'm trying to play Fortnite See also Internet.

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Funny Anti-Jokes

447. What Do You Call a Burrito with No Filling?

A tortilla.

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Funny Insults

448. Between You and Me, One of Us is Smarter than You

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Funny Observations

449. A Bed is a Wireless Charger for a Human

See also Sleep.

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Funny Things to Do

450. Spitting Out All the Watermelon Seeds at Once Like a Machine Gun

A summer classic.

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