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421. Eating a Burrito Sideways

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422. Why did you eat your baby?

My friend’s 3-year old, when I was pregnant. See also Pregnancy.

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423. Tactical Assault Anteater

Also known as a pangolin.

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424. Embalming is the Final Spa Day

425. “MMMMMMMMMMM… Beep!”

―Microwave See also Appliances.

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426. “Kkkssssssssssssss”

―Scissors when you get that perfect angle

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427. Going to the Bookstore and Asking to Check out Books

428. Riding a Horse Through the Car Wash

Maybe fire trucks are like herrings, which are fish that are naturally silver, but when smoked, turn red. They also become so pungent that their scent can throw dogs off a trail. Which is why “a red herring” is something that misleads you or distracts you from the relevant question.

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430. Thanos One PieceSwimsuit Shop

Bring balance to all the pools and beaches out there. See also Superheroes.

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