Funny Anti-Jokes

391. I’m on a Seafood Diet

When I see food, if it’s fish, I eat it.

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Funny Insults

392. Thou Darned and Luxurious Mountain Goat

Shakespearean insults are the place to be. (Or not to be.) See also Shakespeare.

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Funny Words

393. Spelunk

A word for exploring caves, but also the sound a big rock makes when dropped in water.

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Funny Insults

394. You Look Like the Friend in the Horror Movie That Gets Bitten but is Trying to Hide It

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Funny Anti-Jokes

395. What Does a Horse Do on a Weekend?

The same as on weekdays, because they don’t work. See also Horses.

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Funny Insults

396. You Look Like You Try to Make Submissions in the Comments

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Funny Tattoos

397. A Tattoo of Your Arm Going Down Your Arm

Cool, another arm for your arm. See also Body.

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Funny Animals

398. Andean Cock-in-the-Rock

National bird of Peru. See also Birds.

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Funny Insults

399. You Look Like You Yell at Waiters

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Funny Sayings

400. The Cheese Done Slipped off His Cracker

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