Funny Sayings

391. A Pun Isn't Mature Until It is a Full Groan

See also Puns.

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Funny Anti-Jokes

392. My Friend Told Me the Other Day That I Don’t Understand Irony, but That’s Ironic Because We Were at a Bus Stop

See also Ironic.

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Funny Clothes

393. Half-Length Capes

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Funny Insults

394. You Look Like You Put Carpet in Your Bathroom

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Funny Nicknames

395. Benefit Cornstarch

You all know who it is. See also Celebrities.

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Funny Products

396. Unscissors

Like scissors, but they seal stuff instead of cutting it. See also Made Up.

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Funny Anti-Jokes

397. I’m on a Seafood Diet

When I see food, if it’s fish, I eat it.

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Funny Insults

398. Thou Darned and Luxurious Mountain Goat

Shakespearean insults are the place to be. (Or not to be.) See also Shakespeare.

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Funny Words

399. Spelunk

A word for exploring caves, but also the sound a big rock makes when dropped in water.

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Funny Insults

400. You Look Like the Friend in the Horror Movie That Gets Bitten but is Trying to Hide It

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