Funny Things to Do

391. Picking the M&M’s out of a Bag of Trail Mix

See also Candy.

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Funny Animals

392. Hoop Snake

Australian snake that bites its own tail, forming a hoop and then rolling down a hill. You don’t see it coming. See also Australian, Dangerous.

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Funny Phrases

393. Soup to Nuts

Beginning to end. Full thing. The whole shebang.

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Funny Phrases

394. Hell for Leather

As fast as possible.

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Funny Phrases

395. Papier Vampier

“Paper vampire” or stapler in Afrikaans.

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Funny Observations

396. Aardvarks Are Different from Anteaters Because Their A’s Are Cuddly

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Funny Diseases

397. Shreckles

Like freckles but tiny Shreks!

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Funny Phrases

398. Gingerbread Office

Eighteenth-century slang for public toilet. See also Bathroom.

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Funny Observations

399. August is the Monday of Months

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Funny Quotes

400. “When you're in jail, a good friend will be trying to bail you out. A best friend will be in the cell next to you saying, 'Damn, that was fun'.”

―Groucho Marx See also Friends, Jail.

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