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371. The Vomiting Dolphin

Basically a seizure.

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372. You Give off Wet Sock Vibes

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373. Broken Escalators are More Efficient than Unbroken Escalators

Because broken escalators work both ways, but unbroken escalators only work one way.

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Russian, directly translated as "yes no, yes no yes", meaning "No and no". "Да не" means "no", "да" means "yes", but sometimes can mean "and", and "не да" means "not yes", aka "no". See also Russian.

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Funny Things

375. The Horngus of a Dongfish

Attached by a scungle to a kind of dillsack. See also Sophomoric.

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Funny Foods

376. Pickapeppa Sauce

The Jamaican condiment that makes everything Better. To open a bottle is to enjoy an immediate aroma of cane vinegar and cloves. See also Condiments.

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Funny Insults

377. You are a Mean Bean

Not nice rice.

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Funny Observations

378. Lasagna is Just Spaghetti-Flavored Cake

Funny Insults

379. If I Left You Alone with Water You’d Somehow Set It on Fire

Funny Words

380. Flatulence

When they tried to make “fart” less funny.

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