Funny Nicknames

371. Sir Barbington of Wire

Inventor of security.

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Funny Diseases

372. Worcestershiresauceixa

Like dyslexia, but instead you can’t say Worcestershire sauce.

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Funny Insults

373. You Look Like You Run with Wet Socks on Just to Feel Something

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Funny Nicknames

374. Lord Traffic Cone Assaulter

Someone tried to throw a traffic cone at me, and that’s their name now.

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Funny Observations

375. Fish Do Be Funny Like That

See also Fish.

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Funny Anti-Jokes

376. Our Brain Skips the Second “the”.

Read it again. I just wasted your time.

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Funny Euphemisms

377. Being Sent to the Centaur Office

Used by Ministry of Magic workers in Harry Potter, “Being sent to the Centaur Office” means being fired. See also Harry Potter.

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Funny Questions

378. Why is It Called a Grandfather Clock?

Just look at the low-handing pendulum as it swings from side to side.

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Funny Dances

379. Racoon Pants

Put two angry raccoons in your pants start dancing, though only if you want your underwear destroyed.

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Funny Instruments

380. Schediphone

A double-belled brass instrument made long ago when “schedi” didn’t have another meaning.

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