Funny Anti-Jokes

371. A Wendigo Walks into a Bar

You are sat at the bar.

“Woah, is that a wendigo?” you ask, incredulous.

Turns out its not a wendigo but your friend, Steve.

Ah, Steve.

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Funny Drinks

372. Cilk

Coke and milk. See also Dairy, Soda.

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Funny Phrases

373. Yeah, No, Totally, Of Course Not

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Funny Phrases

374. Fart Kontrol

Danish for 'speed check'. No, seriously. See also Flatulence.

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Funny Clothes

375. Salopettes

High-waisted skiing pants with shoulder straps.

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Funny Foods

376. Slumgullion

A cheap meat stew.

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Funny Insults

377. Kibitzer

Yiddish word for backseat driver.

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Funny Insults

378. Pronk

A pronk is a weak or foolish individual. It is also used as a verb when referring to antelope and similar animals, meaning to leap with an arched back and stiff legs as a form of display or a sign of being threatened.

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Funny Insults

379. Clatterfart

Someone who is a gossip or blabbermouth.

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Funny Words

380. Monophthong

A vowel that has a single perceived auditory quality. See also Grammar.

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