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371. No one bats an eye when someone kills an ant.

But when an ant kills someone… See also Insects.

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372. Eating a Burrito Sideways

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373. Why did you eat your baby?

My friend’s 3-year old, when I was pregnant. See also Pregnancy.

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374. Tactical Assault Anteater

Also known as a pangolin.

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375. Embalming is the Final Spa Day

376. “MMMMMMMMMMM… Beep!”

―Microwave See also Appliances.

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377. “Kkkssssssssssssss”

―Scissors when you get that perfect angle

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378. Going to the Bookstore and Asking to Check out Books

379. Riding a Horse Through the Car Wash

Maybe fire trucks are like herrings, which are fish that are naturally silver, but when smoked, turn red. They also become so pungent that their scent can throw dogs off a trail. Which is why “a red herring” is something that misleads you or distracts you from the relevant question.

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