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3651. What Does Mozart Do Now That He is Dead?

He decomposes. See also Music.

Added by DRGeqnAgiB on August 4, 2016| 1 Comment | 64 people like this You Like This | Unlike

3652. Three out of Five Smokers Die

Apparently the other two become immortal. See also Cigarettes, Heath.

Added by DRGeqnAgiB on August 4, 2016| 2 Comments | 57 people like this You Like This | Unlike

3653. Allodoxaphobia

A fear of opinions.

Added by 1764 on August 3, 2016| 11 Comments | 28 people like this You Like This | Unlike

3654. Cargo Shorts Shop

Man's friend, woman's enemy.

Added by PYRo358 on August 1, 2016| 3 Comments | 13 people like this You Like This | Unlike

3655. Recorders

Torture Idea: Place victim in a room filled with beginner recorder players. Could also work with violins.

Added by a Guest on August 1, 2016| 8 Comments | 58 people like this You Like This | Unlike

3656. The String in a Cup

Oh, your child plays the violin, does he? And yours plays the trombone? Pssh. My child is a virtuoso string in a cup player.

Added by a Guest on July 31, 2016| Comment | 16 people like this You Like This | Unlike

3657. How Many Mathematicians Does It Take to Fix a Light Bulb?

Someone's occupation has little to no bearing on their ability to accomplish simple tasks such as fixing a light bulb. This ability is more dependent on the life-experience of the particular individual, and a straightforward answer cannot be categorically determined for such a wide range of diverse individuals. See also Math.

Added by a Guest on July 30, 2016| 6 Comments | 73 people like this You Like This | Unlike

Funny Insults

3658. "You Insolent Noisemaker."

A beautiful insult from Shakespeare's The Tempest. See also Shakespeare.

Added by a Guest on July 29, 2016| 1 Comment | 55 people like this You Like This | Unlike

Funny Things

3659. Pokemon Go for Desktop

How does this work? Do you lug your computer from place to place trying to catch Pokemon? See also Computers, Unnecessary.

Added by a Guest on July 26, 2016| 4 Comments | 56 people like this You Like This | Unlike

Funny Phobias

3660. Disparnumerophobia

The fear of odd numbers. See also Math.

Added by a Guest on July 25, 2016| 7 Comments | 40 people like this You Like This | Unlike

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